Tagline: In space, no one can hear Kate's bullshit.
Studio Notes: Why would a bomb need a timer and a fuse? (Also, no.)
Tagline: This time, it's babies.Studio Notes:It's been done.Tagline: Their only real crime was stealing a ship... a friendship.
Studio Notes: And rape, right? You've made it clear that they're also rapists? We're going to pass on this one.
Tagline: And maybe there's a whale on the island and he talks, but not with his mouth, and he only says racist things, but they're all dolphin slurs so I think we can still get away with it. And there's a clown that shows up if a character doesn't believe in him. So what about that? And sometimes, you know, just math happens. Just straight up math.
Studio Notes: Sort of sounds too much like Fringe. (Love the concept, though.)
Tagline: Putting the "Ass" in "Passsst." It's like a history lesson you can never tell your parents about. They won't Pede-rest until the Pede-job is done!
Studio Notes: No, stop saying new taglines. We can't go with this one because it reminds us too much of our nightmares.
Tagline: Fucking dinosaurs.
Studio Notes: No, Jesus, why the hell would you pitch a show with a built in six-day time limit?
Tagline: OhMyGod, monsters, what? Holy shit, crazy island, goatees, it's different now, oh no, WeGottaGoBack.
Studio Notes: We're actually going to give this one a maybe.
Tagline:COME ON!Studio Notes: N- [And then I strangled them to death because 'Yes' doesn't start with an 'N.' -DOB]
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