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	<title>Comments on: Shoe Attack Lesson #1: Bush Has Mortal Kombat Reflexes</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:29:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Daikage</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/shoe-attack-lesson-bush-mortal-kombat-reflexes/comment-page-4/#comment-64887</link>
		<dc:creator>Daikage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 00:52:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One thing-- it's *chaff*, not *chafe* (this may have been mentioned before, but I *really* don't feel like sifting through a flame war to check)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One thing&#8211; it&#8217;s *chaff*, not *chafe* (this may have been mentioned before, but I *really* don&#8217;t feel like sifting through a flame war to check)</p>
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		<title>By: VAL</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/shoe-attack-lesson-bush-mortal-kombat-reflexes/comment-page-4/#comment-64602</link>
		<dc:creator>VAL</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:44:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This article was so funny... hilarious dude!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This article was so funny&#8230; hilarious dude!</p>
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		<title>By: Knothead</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/shoe-attack-lesson-bush-mortal-kombat-reflexes/comment-page-4/#comment-63113</link>
		<dc:creator>Knothead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"The Iraq war has kind of fallen out of the American public’s consciousness the last year or so, mainly because it just leaves everyone feeling kind of bummed I guess."

No..not really.  It's rather had to keep pushing the Harry Reid mantra that the "war is lost" when, you know, it's been won.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;The Iraq war has kind of fallen out of the American public’s consciousness the last year or so, mainly because it just leaves everyone feeling kind of bummed I guess.&#8221;</p>
<p>No..not really.  It&#8217;s rather had to keep pushing the Harry Reid mantra that the &#8220;war is lost&#8221; when, you know, it&#8217;s been won.</p>
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		<title>By: Feldo</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/shoe-attack-lesson-bush-mortal-kombat-reflexes/comment-page-4/#comment-62724</link>
		<dc:creator>Feldo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pretty funny.
I'll tell you what Bush couldn't duck, the stench from that guy's feet.
Seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9aVIkerIC0</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pretty funny.<br />
I&#8217;ll tell you what Bush couldn&#8217;t duck, the stench from that guy&#8217;s feet.<br />
Seen this?<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9aVIkerIC0" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9aVIkerIC0</a></p>
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		<title>By: James</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/shoe-attack-lesson-bush-mortal-kombat-reflexes/comment-page-3/#comment-62604</link>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was equally impressed with W's reflexes and poise during that event.  I have a new-found respect for him.  It is the only good thing he has done while in office.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was equally impressed with W&#8217;s reflexes and poise during that event.  I have a new-found respect for him.  It is the only good thing he has done while in office.</p>
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		<title>By: here2pwn u</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/shoe-attack-lesson-bush-mortal-kombat-reflexes/comment-page-3/#comment-62135</link>
		<dc:creator>here2pwn u</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wu taaaaaaang!? Who the hell would come up with that while making a w with their hands? Unfountanately Chris is correct beacause my friend's brother did it. I slapped the shit out of him .</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wu taaaaaaang!? Who the hell would come up with that while making a w with their hands? Unfountanately Chris is correct beacause my friend&#8217;s brother did it. I slapped the shit out of him .</p>
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		<title>By: jabberwockeysuperfly</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/shoe-attack-lesson-bush-mortal-kombat-reflexes/comment-page-3/#comment-61871</link>
		<dc:creator>jabberwockeysuperfly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 09:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this article was full of win</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this article was full of win</p>
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		<title>By: mayo</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/shoe-attack-lesson-bush-mortal-kombat-reflexes/comment-page-3/#comment-61828</link>
		<dc:creator>mayo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 03:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i totally forgot we were in a war until i just read this...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i totally forgot we were in a war until i just read this&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: oblomov</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/shoe-attack-lesson-bush-mortal-kombat-reflexes/comment-page-3/#comment-61419</link>
		<dc:creator>oblomov</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 14:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Benedict has good reflexes too !

http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp157/oblomov_bucket/pope-sandale.gif</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Benedict has good reflexes too !</p>
<p><a href="http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp157/oblomov_bucket/pope-sandale.gif" rel="nofollow">http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp157/oblomov_bucket/pope-sandale.gif</a></p>
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		<title>By: holly</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/shoe-attack-lesson-bush-mortal-kombat-reflexes/comment-page-3/#comment-61324</link>
		<dc:creator>holly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 10:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
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