I first became aware of this thanks to this poorly-written blog post about her telling the 65,000 Chinese people killed in a massive earthquake that "maybe it was karma." And while that little bon mot is probably the most heinously ignorant thing shes said in recent memory, a little digging revealed that its far from an anomaly.
For example, lets look at her advice for women who are in the process of being raped. Not planning a rape, not recovering from a rape, but being raped right this instant. Sharon Stones solution? "Offer the rapist a blowjob." Because after all, all hes really looking for is release, and putting his penis in your mouth is way better than being physically violated. Or, you know, the same as.
So she thinks the Chinese deserve to die, and the best way to avoid rape is to get raped. What other kernels of wisdom might she impart? Well, how about her thoughts on providing her children with condoms: If they want to make water balloons out of them, great. If they want to carry them so they feel tough, great. If they want to give them to their friends, even better.
Just make sure they know that to pop a water balloon made out of a condom, you have to repeatedly slam it into your siblings face as hard as you can. On the plus side, it will cover them with flavored spermicidal lube! How tough.
Here are some more of her highlights, in no particular order:
Judging by the fact that (as of this writing at least) Sharon Stones Wikiquotes page has the sentence fucky Sharon Stone!You are not human being! at the top, I think the Chinese may already be aware of her verbal indiscretions. And now so are youand theres no looking back. May the knowledge serve you well.
Also, in totally unrelated news, I was originally going to post about this bizarre, avant-garde news video but couldnt figure out a way to embed it. Feel free to check it out and please tell me that Im not crazy in thinking that its the weirdest thing Ive ever seen.