Comments on: A Practical Guide To Sexting (For Men Over 30) http://www.cracked.com/blog/sexting-its-not-just-for-sassy-teens/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:50:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: DeaconJericho http://www.cracked.com/blog/sexting-its-not-just-for-sassy-teens/comment-page-4/#comment-124532 DeaconJericho Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:47:10 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9418#comment-124532 Despite Teen15's Fail-LOLCat-sauce-Chuck-Norris-internet-whatever-thing, the point stands that horny teenagers have been trying to "express their sexuality" forever. However, this does not negate how retarded these "expressions" are. Besides, the whole point of being young is learning how to be old, so it's actually the responsibility of old people to mercilessly mock the stupidity of young people. Despite Teen15’s Fail-LOLCat-sauce-Chuck-Norris-internet-whatever-thing, the point stands that horny teenagers have been trying to “express their sexuality” forever. However, this does not negate how retarded these “expressions” are. Besides, the whole point of being young is learning how to be old, so it’s actually the responsibility of old people to mercilessly mock the stupidity of young people.

]]> By: Get Awesome http://www.cracked.com/blog/sexting-its-not-just-for-sassy-teens/comment-page-4/#comment-124397 Get Awesome Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:54:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9418#comment-124397 did a 16 year old girl really say, "that made me want to stab my eyes out with a fork then shit on a puppy."????? things have changed... did a 16 year old girl really say, “that made me want to stab my eyes out with a fork then shit on a puppy.”?????

things have changed…

]]> By: LilMcGil http://www.cracked.com/blog/sexting-its-not-just-for-sassy-teens/comment-page-4/#comment-124009 LilMcGil Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:10:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9418#comment-124009 "Don’t sweat it, Gladstone. It’s just the Internet." Nice. “Don’t sweat it, Gladstone. It’s just the Internet.” Nice.

]]> By: ME http://www.cracked.com/blog/sexting-its-not-just-for-sassy-teens/comment-page-4/#comment-122607 ME Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:09:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9418#comment-122607 I like how you realistically portray people. I dunno, not a writer, but I just was thinking about that. I like how you realistically portray people. I dunno, not a writer, but I just was thinking about that.

]]> By: rofl http://www.cracked.com/blog/sexting-its-not-just-for-sassy-teens/comment-page-4/#comment-122393 rofl Sun, 01 Nov 2009 00:18:51 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9418#comment-122393 (oYo) (oYo)

]]> By: Apollo http://www.cracked.com/blog/sexting-its-not-just-for-sassy-teens/comment-page-4/#comment-121783 Apollo Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:11:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9418#comment-121783 It seems many have trouble understanding 'Teen15's' comment, so I went to the trouble of translating it. Here's the original: yew ppl are weird as hell yew fuckin adults tell us teens cnt hav sex tlk but yew can hell no it dnt go dat way wur teenagers and wur bound to do stuff its our bodies wut we choose to do is none of yur buisness even if yew are our parents n if we want to send naked pics we will its not lyke its to sum 40 yr old dude so if yew adults can thn we can and we get tired of hearin shit bout it say thur gna take it away yur gna punish us dat till wont stop us from acutally fuckin so if its kewl 4 yew to do it den it is for us cuz thur aint nuttin wrong wit it n no dnt fuckin say well thurs an age diffrence ur adults an wr jus teens dnt matter so w-e And here's my interpretation: "I consider all of the present individuals peculiar. You thrice-cursed adults dictate that we adolescents cannot communicate via lingo alluding to sexuality. But I assure you whole-heartedly that your efforts are in vain - we're young adults and it is the order of the very evolutionary mandate itself that we will eventually talk via innuendoes. Our being is ours to lord over, and how we do so is of no matter to you. Even if any of the aforementioned present people by incident happen to be our parents, you have no say in the matter. Should any teenager feel inclined to forward pictures of our undressed shapes, you cannot stop us. I daresay the circumstances mean that it's unlikely that we would forward photographies of middle-aged men, in which case I might've been able to understand a boycot of our messaging. Further, I propose that we youths are you adults' equals in the respect of physically sending messages, and we are fatigued from trying to decipher your coherent complaints and empty threats of depriving us of priveleges, if we do indeed proceed with our so called sexting. My final point is this: Do not presume you might successfully prohibit us from fornicating - if you can (as I've already brought to your attention) then we are physically able to as well, and corporeally that's entirely feasible. And please refrain from using a difference in age as an argument, as I'd have you know, I've already proven how anything rarely comes down to age and experience but rather physical possibility or impossibility. Besides, you've been adolescents prior to your genetic aging youselves, so please widen your perspectives a bit." It seems many have trouble understanding ‘Teen15’s’ comment, so I went to the trouble of translating it. Here’s the original:
yew ppl are weird as hell yew fuckin adults tell us teens cnt hav sex tlk but yew can hell no it dnt go dat way wur teenagers and wur bound to do stuff its our bodies wut we choose to do is none of yur buisness even if yew are our parents n if we want to send naked pics we will its not lyke its to sum 40 yr old dude so if yew adults can thn we can and we get tired of hearin shit bout it say thur gna take it away yur gna punish us dat till wont stop us from acutally fuckin so if its kewl 4 yew to do it den it is for us cuz thur aint nuttin wrong wit it n no dnt fuckin say well thurs an age diffrence ur adults an wr jus teens dnt matter so w-e

And here’s my interpretation:
“I consider all of the present individuals peculiar. You thrice-cursed adults dictate that we adolescents cannot communicate via lingo alluding to sexuality. But I assure you whole-heartedly that your efforts are in vain - we’re young adults and it is the order of the very evolutionary mandate itself that we will eventually talk via innuendoes.
Our being is ours to lord over, and how we do so is of no matter to you. Even if any of the aforementioned present people by incident happen to be our parents, you have no say in the matter.
Should any teenager feel inclined to forward pictures of our undressed shapes, you cannot stop us. I daresay the circumstances mean that it’s unlikely that we would forward photographies of middle-aged men, in which case I might’ve been able to understand a boycot of our messaging. Further, I propose that we youths are you adults’ equals in the respect of physically sending messages, and we are fatigued from trying to decipher your coherent complaints and empty threats of depriving us of priveleges, if we do indeed proceed with our so called sexting.
My final point is this: Do not presume you might successfully prohibit us from fornicating - if you can (as I’ve already brought to your attention) then we are physically able to as well, and corporeally that’s entirely feasible. And please refrain from using a difference in age as an argument, as I’d have you know, I’ve already proven how anything rarely comes down to age and experience but rather physical possibility or impossibility. Besides, you’ve been adolescents prior to your genetic aging youselves, so please widen your perspectives a bit.”

]]> By: SLRTTT http://www.cracked.com/blog/sexting-its-not-just-for-sassy-teens/comment-page-4/#comment-121707 SLRTTT Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:30:28 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9418#comment-121707 Haha Drive Thru+No Pants=Free Big Mac nice job! Haha Drive Thru+No Pants=Free Big Mac nice job!

]]> By: King Clown Goomba http://www.cracked.com/blog/sexting-its-not-just-for-sassy-teens/comment-page-4/#comment-121072 King Clown Goomba Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:53:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9418#comment-121072 The King Clown Goomba laughts at Gladstones articles, and frowns at teen15...prepare to be eaten with a delicious taco supreme! Also heffalump made the King laugh, but the King is dissapionted that these silly humans think that they are the only ones who read articles! Dirty Speciesists! The King Clown Goomba laughts at Gladstones articles, and frowns at teen15…prepare to be eaten with a delicious taco supreme! Also heffalump made the King laugh, but the King is dissapionted that these silly humans think that they are the only ones who read articles! Dirty Speciesists!

]]> By: ABoomboxCanChangeTheWorld http://www.cracked.com/blog/sexting-its-not-just-for-sassy-teens/comment-page-4/#comment-121008 ABoomboxCanChangeTheWorld Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:07:32 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9418#comment-121008 LMAO! :P LMAO! :P

]]> By: TairyHesticles http://www.cracked.com/blog/sexting-its-not-just-for-sassy-teens/comment-page-4/#comment-120995 TairyHesticles Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:50:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9418#comment-120995 This article tickles me. This article tickles me.

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