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like- she’s the adornment on his campaign, but the essence of the campaign, the person in the running- is still the same?

P.S. If you spot some small error why talk about it on the comments page? Either people have noticed it and are content in thinking they are as perceptive as a monkey on crystal meth and thus mentioning that you saw it too will just burst their bubble or if people haven’t seen it then you just made their made their world a little darker, like taking handjobs and fingerbangs from existence and replacing them with Nazis and headless kittens.

P.P.S. I don’t know how many other Britons you get on this site but I read it every day and love it.

My favourite bit was “unsettlingly bent penis”. How bent must a penis be before it becomes unsettling? Politicians are all idiots anyway. Although it may sound counter-intuitive, they aren’t paid enough. All the intelligent people have realised it’s a shit job for shit pay and went and took a more worthy job at their nearest lavatory cleaning the walls of human faeces. I’d rather be paid to wipe shit up than to speak it.

Moreover they’re probably smuggling illegitimate baby fetuses out in their stovepipe hats for a bit of extra cash on the side.

Jokes aside, the media may have shot his hopes down, I think. As they say: mud sticks.