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	<title>Comments on: Santo Gold Is Pretty Much The Best Thing Ever: The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Big Nicky</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/santo-gold-is-pretty-much-the-best-thing-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-20022</link>
		<dc:creator>Big Nicky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:52:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I HEAR SANTOGOLD IS PLAYING A SECRET SHOW IN LOS ANGELES ON APRIL 22ND AT BORDELLO BAR www.bordellobar.com/, MORE INFO AT SWINDLE MAGAZINE. I HEAR SHE WILL GO ON AT 11PM. ANYONE KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I HEAR SANTOGOLD IS PLAYING A SECRET SHOW IN LOS ANGELES ON APRIL 22ND AT BORDELLO BAR <a href="http://www.bordellobar.com/" rel="nofollow">http://www.bordellobar.com/</a>, MORE INFO AT SWINDLE MAGAZINE. I HEAR SHE WILL GO ON AT 11PM. ANYONE KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE?</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/santo-gold-is-pretty-much-the-best-thing-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-12861</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:34:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Santo iron pyrite.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Santo iron pyrite.</p>
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		<title>By: Andy Pants</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andy Pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is the hat made out of Santo gold at all?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is the hat made out of Santo gold at all?</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/santo-gold-is-pretty-much-the-best-thing-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-12778</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn, this is just an average, ordinary teflon disco shovel hat (with rotating blinders) and a little propeller on top.

Yeah, I think we were at the same incomprehensible bazaar.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn, this is just an average, ordinary teflon disco shovel hat (with rotating blinders) and a little propeller on top.</p>
<p>Yeah, I think we were at the same incomprehensible bazaar.</p>
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		<title>By: Stiles</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stiles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hrm.... I might be inclined... Is said expensive hat a jewel-encrusted pith hat? Or an anodized aircraft aluminum fedora? Because either would round out my collection quite nicely.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hrm&#8230;. I might be inclined&#8230; Is said expensive hat a jewel-encrusted pith hat? Or an anodized aircraft aluminum fedora? Because either would round out my collection quite nicely.</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
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		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:16:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Are you looking to sell, Stiles? I have an expensive hat I'd be willing to trade.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you looking to sell, Stiles? I have an expensive hat I&#8217;d be willing to trade.</p>
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		<title>By: Stiles</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stiles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You have to be careful at incomprehensible bazaars. I once purchased a t-shirt at one, but when I got it home, it turned out to be a gas-powered imitation kumquat juicer. Caveat emptor.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You have to be careful at incomprehensible bazaars. I once purchased a t-shirt at one, but when I got it home, it turned out to be a gas-powered imitation kumquat juicer. Caveat emptor.</p>
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		<title>By: GMan</title>
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		<dc:creator>GMan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>firstly phenomenom?

Secondly, that is so shit it must be a spoof.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>firstly phenomenom?</p>
<p>Secondly, that is so shit it must be a spoof.</p>
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		<title>By: Apoc</title>
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		<dc:creator>Apoc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:47:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow.  So Santo Gold sings Santo Gold in a movie where the prize for the champion wrestler is a belt made of Santo Gold.  That's the best example of product placement since... ever.  I think the Matrix Reloaded's heavyhanded Cadillac use was a close second, followed by Tomb Raider (maybe the 2nd one, they all sucked titty and were interchangeable) and its obvious Jeep fetish.

I still think Evil Altar makes it onto my short list of movies to watch before Blood Circus... and both look hugely better than Midnight Mass was.

Thanks, film industry, for annihilating my dreams.  Blood Circus could only look worse if Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler starred in it and it ran for 4 hours, and the bad guys were Nazis.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow.  So Santo Gold sings Santo Gold in a movie where the prize for the champion wrestler is a belt made of Santo Gold.  That&#8217;s the best example of product placement since&#8230; ever.  I think the Matrix Reloaded&#8217;s heavyhanded Cadillac use was a close second, followed by Tomb Raider (maybe the 2nd one, they all sucked titty and were interchangeable) and its obvious Jeep fetish.</p>
<p>I still think Evil Altar makes it onto my short list of movies to watch before Blood Circus&#8230; and both look hugely better than Midnight Mass was.</p>
<p>Thanks, film industry, for annihilating my dreams.  Blood Circus could only look worse if Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler starred in it and it ran for 4 hours, and the bad guys were Nazis.</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
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		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Most... funniest?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most&#8230; funniest?</p>
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