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Rorschach's Fight Club Journal

Dear Diary,

The city is dying. Always must fight. Stranger doffed his cap to me today. Punched him. Got arrested.

Jail's great.

Yours,

Rorschach

Dear Diary,

Different stranger bailed me out. Didnt know him. Can still say he didnt seem to be himself. Told me about a club. Seemed nice. Might check it out.

Yours,

Rorschach

Dear Diary

Must stop everyone from everything. Scum is everywhere and its eating away on the city.

Talked to Betsy today. Made her smile. Not going to assume anything just yet.

Yours,

Rorschach

Dear Diary,

Went to that club. Liked it.

Liked it a lot.

Will definitely go again. Very strict club. Wont talk more about it.

Talked to Betsy again. She is garbage.

The city needs me.

Yours,

Rorschach

Dear Diary,

Am loving this club. Want to tell someone. Cant. Everyone there is awesome. Some are tough. Wont say more.

Cant.

Cant even tell Betsy. Nervous about asking Betsy out. Might not.

Want to kill the city.

Yours,

Rorschach

Dear Diary,

The city reaches out to me. Its arm is infected and oozing. City must die so I can save it. Betsy must die.

Met new girl today. Hangs out with the leader of my new club. Really want to talk to you about it. Cant, because the first two rules are the same.

Might talk to new girl. Wont.

Yours,

Rorschach

Dear Diary,

New girl ignoring me. Always hanging out with guy from club. Want to kill her. Want to watch her get killed.

Makes me think of Betsy.

Clubs still awesome.

Love it.

Yours,

Rorschach

Dear Diary,

Have to stop club. Cant let Betsy die. Need Betsy. Club means the end. End means end of Betsy.

Cant let it happen. Like Betsy. Hell, like like Betsy.

Cant give that up.

Cant give up on the city.

Want to.

Hate city.

Yours,

Rorschach

Dearest Diary,

Betsy proposed. Said yes. Ceremony tomorrow, but already having cold feet. Cant help but think that feet are a dish best served cold. Want to eat feet. Must stop something

City is

Danger...

Do you ever get the feeling that you forgot something? I know. Of course not. Because youre a diary. I just feel like I forgot something. If only I could read, then I could read you and recall this important important thing I was supposed to do. Sadly, you are the only thing I know that knows how to read. Like that book, Fight Club. Can't believe they wrote me out of the whole goddamn thing.

Betsy says hi.

Yours,

Rorschach

Dear Diary,

Will be my last entry. Previous entry too meta. Mailing this to someone who cares. My mum.

Feeling much better about the scum of the city. Will get better.

Everything good.

I think of death. I smile.

In a good way.

City will be fine. Especially with that nice Adrian Veidt boy around.

Such a nice boy.

Yours,

Rorschach

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