Republican Sketch Artist At Large
There's nothing funny about the December 13, 2007 murder of two LSU graduate students. It was a heinous and needless crime. And heavens knows this blogger has never mined tragedy for a cheap joke.
So as a public service, I'm reprinting the sketch of one of the suspects:
Attention, all Cracked readers, if you see former Democratic Congressman and current Chairman of the Democratic Leadership Council, Harold Ford, Jr., please alert authorities immediately.
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That dude looks like the guy who played Robocop, but black.
ReplyYes, I'm sure Kimber was. The tell is in the last line.
ReplyI seriously hope Kimber was being sarcastic.
ReplyWell, at least you called him and gave him a heads up. Mighty decent of you.
ReplyYeah, I cropped the cornrows out. That's cheating a bit, but in fairness to me, the first pic I saw was cropped like that and that's when I went, "holy crap, that looks like that guy who lost the senate race in Tennesee." Then I called up Lasereye and I was all like "hey, I know you're not going to like this, but this is just something i have to do."
ReplyWait a minute...Harry doesn't have cornrows! Quick, call the station! There's been a horrible mistake!
ReplyLooks like Ford to me. Which doesn't surprise me a bit. Violence is all those people know. It's the only thing they can understand. Murder, rape, robbery. They make our country look worse than it is. You know, they're not really that intelligent, either. Just monkeys in clothes, really. We would be a lot better off without them. You know it, and I know it. Stupid congressmen.
ReplyLasereye,
ReplyPlease take your complaint up with your local Congressmen.
BTW, is your pseudonym meant to be ironic?
I'm sorry, but the resemblance is farther than it should be to make one of these jokes.
ReplyIts not even funny, am i missing something?
Very well, Gladstone. I will take my query up with this Swaim fellow. But I stand by what i said previousley.
ReplyHe does kinda look like Steven Segal, doesn't he?
ReplyI would take your query up with Swaim, sir.
ReplyGladstone!!!!!
ReplyThe only thing I stand by is that you sir, are a commi-pinko, red state, liberal pundit, sodapop cracker, fatback inhumane RACIST! There I said it, it's out there and I can't take it back.
and where the hell is the article about sci-fi captains with funny hats?
My wife, two of my best friends, and some dude named "lasereye" don't see the resemblance, but i stand by it, dagnabbit!
ReplyI mean, just for the nose alone.
But srsly, if you see Ford, RUN!
Actually, I find that sketch looks more like Steven Segal.
ReplyShould have read Murder ,race and politics
ReplyMurder and race all in one post, Bravo!!!! It was kind of funny though. Now just throw in a dead rock star and you are liable to get your most comments ever.
ReplyGee, and I was all set to post a "humorless pricks sound off in 5-4-3-2-1" post, but I see Lasereye made the point moot.
ReplyIt's not funny.
ReplyAt all actually.
I thought thats what it was, but these are old.
How can you not get a simple look-a-like joke?
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