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The Nooner Challenge: Can You Watch This Entire Video?
I’ve never seen Leprechaun In The Hood, but I sort of… well… I sort of own it, I guess. I rented it once, never watched it, and then lost it somewhere in the sea of ironic purchases that is my house. Blockbuster ended up charging me $10 for it, which, coupled with the price of the rental, means that I shelled out an embarrassing $14 total to own Leprechaun In The Hood… AND I NEVER EVEN WATCHED IT. I’m not sure if watching it would make this story more or less embarrassing, though. Paying $14 to own a movie and never watching it is pretty stupid, but you know what else is? Watching Leprechaun In The Hood.
For the uninitiated, the Leprechaun oeuvre is made up of a whopping six films to date - with a long-awaited seventh entry1, Leprechaun In The Old West, potentially slated for a 2009 release, which will finally answer the age-old question: What would happen if there was a Leprechaun in the Old West?
I’m pretty sure this Leprechaun rap represents the absolute lowest point of the entire franchise, if not the lowest point of Warwick Davis (aka Willow)’s career. I triple-dog-dare you to watch the whole thing.
1 I wrote a really elaborate analogy here about cooking food that sucks and saving the leftovers so you can eat it seven more times, but this one is shorter and about 10 times more effective: You can shoot a turd into outer space, you can drop a turd off in “the hood” (twice), and you can send a turd back in time to the Old West, but guess what? It’s still just a turd.
Wildcard!
Til Death Do You Part
I’ve never planned a wedding before, but I know that it’s something people take pretty seriously. Everything has to be perfect: the catering, the DJ, the decor, the seating arrangements, the cake… it’s gotta be a lot of work, and you want to make sure that you get everything just right. And everyone is different, so you know what? If a bride wants to have her wedding cake shaped like a life-sized version of herself, that is her prerogative. If a bride, on her special day, wants to have a picture-perfect replica of herself CUT UP INTO LITTLE PIECES AND SERVED TO HER WEDDING GUESTS, who are we to judge?
I will say, however, that the groom looks a little bit bummed out. That or completely terrified. Take your pick.
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January 14th, 2008 at 12:41 am
If I’d been at that wedding, I’d have made sure I got a very specific slice of the cake, then bugged the groom for *hours* about how I ‘broke off a slice of his wife’s ass’ at her own damn wedding… ‘man it was so sweet sinking my teeth into…’ just keep at it and at it ’til someone punched me… they deserve nothing less really.
January 12th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I actually watched Leprechaun in the Hood on a date. Seriously. While not the first sign the relationship was never going to go anywhere, it was a big part of what killed it.
That wedding cake had to cost a fortune. I also want to know where she got somebody to make it cause that’s just about the hardest thing I can imagine trying to build with cake.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
You know what? If my career low is getting paid to be carried around by three hot women in matching tight outfits, that’d be A-OK by me.
Besides, doesn’t this at least beat Ewok Adventures?
January 10th, 2008 at 10:56 am
The blog may be about leprechaun rapping, but with the mind control, presumably the rapeing was off camera.
January 10th, 2008 at 12:08 am
“You can shoot a turd into outer space, you can drop a turd off in “the hood” (twice), and you can send a turd back in time to the Old West, but guess what? It’s still just a turd.”
This is wisdom that Socrates himself could not (and would not) argue against.
January 9th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
According to the story, she came from Allen, TX to have her crazy ass wedding in Dallas. She would fit right in with the rest of us.
January 9th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Co-sign on the Leprechaun Rape Confusion.
N
January 9th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Lol…I thought it was Raping at first glance, also
January 9th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I’ve seen most of Leprechaun in da Hood.
I’m sorry.
January 9th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
The Irish Al Sharpton is in jail for public intoxication.
That’s it, all 6 Leprechaun movies are going in my Netflix queue.
January 9th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Oh rap, not rape. Need my glasses checked or my mindset.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
As an Irish person, I am extremely offended by that leprechaun video. It is racist and defamatory to insinuate that Ireland produces murderous leprechauns. Where’s the ACLU when you need them? Or the Irish Al Sharpton.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Leprechaun rape is a serious problem in this country and Ireland and should not be used as fodder for a comedy blog.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I accept your challenge. I watched it. I have infact watched all the Leprachaun films in a two day period. Yeah. I think that means I should get a job. Or a medal. Or mental help.
January 9th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I was just exagerating to make a point, Rebig.
In any case, he gets more credit for Willow because you actually see his face in that movie. Most people don’t know that he was Wicket in RotJ.
January 9th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I stole the baby from you, Daikini! While you were taking a peepee!
January 9th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Whoa there Nick, she’s dumb and self-centered. Those aren’t “you should commit suicide” level infractions.
How is Warwick Davis’ career credit Willow over Star Wars? I went as Mad Mardigan for Halloween for two years in a row in the eighties and I still think Return of the Jedi before I think “where did you get that baby?”
January 9th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
It’s not natural to be embarassed by watching a video even though I’m the only one around, but that’s how I felt watching Warrick Davis rap…
And, what was that girl thinking? That’s one of those ideas where your thought process should go something like this: At my wedding, I want the cake to be a replica of me. Oh wait. No I don’t. That’s stupid. I can’t believe I even considered this. I shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce. I’m sorry. This wedding is off. *Goes to bathroom, swallows a bottle of pills, cuts her wrists, and then sits in the bathtub and drops a toaster into the water.*
January 9th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Is the bride was some sort of uber-evil mastermind who was trying to attain immortality by having hundreds of people consume a small fragment of her soul?
January 9th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
This wedding cake thing happened in Dallas, TX. Truly, something like this could ONLY happen in Dallas, TX.