Comments on: Put Cage in a Cage, and This Week in Hating Hannah Montana http://www.cracked.com/blog/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:58:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Pari http://www.cracked.com/blog/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/comment-page-2/#comment-124237 Pari Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:01:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/22/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/#comment-124237 I just realized I spelled "Montana" wrong....twice....lol....yeah... I just realized I spelled “Montana” wrong….twice….lol….yeah…

]]> By: Pari http://www.cracked.com/blog/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/comment-page-2/#comment-124235 Pari Sun, 08 Nov 2009 05:57:53 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/22/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/#comment-124235 Lol, two years ago when I was 16 I worked at Toys R Us, and let me tell you Hannah Montanah had her own freaking section. It was the most dreadfull section in the whole freaking store! I couldn't keep it neat bc so many people kept buying fucking Hannah Montanna toys! lol Lol, two years ago when I was 16 I worked at Toys R Us, and let me tell you Hannah Montanah had her own freaking section. It was the most dreadfull section in the whole freaking store! I couldn’t keep it neat bc so many people kept buying fucking Hannah Montanna toys! lol

]]> By: Alan http://www.cracked.com/blog/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/comment-page-2/#comment-124131 Alan Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:47:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/22/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/#comment-124131 Hannah Montana is the real cause of all the wars Mel Gibson accusesed Jewish people of. She also sucks peoples brains out through their noses and eats them. She loves to suck babies blood and eat toxic waste! Hannah Montana is the real cause of all the wars Mel Gibson accusesed Jewish people of. She also sucks peoples brains out through their noses and eats them. She loves to suck babies blood and eat toxic waste!

]]> By: blue http://www.cracked.com/blog/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/comment-page-2/#comment-109472 blue Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:32:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/22/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/#comment-109472 Hannah Montana has razor sharp teeth in her vagina. But not in her anus. Hannah Montana is the reason why babies die, only the souls of innocents give her power. Hannah Montana wears a blond wig in order to perform because she would be too stupid to do so otherwise. Hannah Montana has razor sharp teeth in her vagina. But not in her anus.

Hannah Montana is the reason why babies die, only the souls of innocents give her power.

Hannah Montana wears a blond wig in order to perform because she would be too stupid to do so otherwise.

]]> By: KM http://www.cracked.com/blog/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/comment-page-2/#comment-108808 KM Sun, 06 Sep 2009 00:44:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/22/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/#comment-108808 Hannah Montana is not a very good singer. Hannah Montana is not a very good singer.

]]> By: patches teh cat http://www.cracked.com/blog/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/comment-page-2/#comment-101072 patches teh cat Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:30:41 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/22/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/#comment-101072 Hannah Montana shot Tupac Shakur. and Biggie Smalls. Hannah Montana shot Tupac Shakur. and Biggie Smalls.

]]> By: King Louis XVII http://www.cracked.com/blog/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/comment-page-2/#comment-97651 King Louis XVII Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:24:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/22/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/#comment-97651 Hannah Montana invented spam mail - and laughs manically while she sends it.......... to orphans. Orphans with diseases. Every christmas eve, Hannah Montana rises from her tomb to feed upon the flesh of the living and set fire to the decorations - just to ruin it for the children. Hannah Montana held Natalie Wood underneath the water. Hannah Montana is a republican. Hannah Montana is 'firin her lazer' - at orphans, children and the elderly. Hannah Montana is the reason The Simpsons is still on the air. Hannah Montana has a secret volcano lair. Hannah Montana made all R&B music sound the same. Hannah Montana's top 5 myspace friends are Hitler, Bin Laden, Mugabe, Pol Pot and Cthulu. Hannah Montana destroyed Atlantis and feasted upon the citizens charred corpses - laying her egg brood in the chosen few. Hannah Montana is unable to fly planes but insists upon it anyway ........... 9/11/2001 anyone? Hannah Montana created stereotypes. Hannah Montana's favourite colour is red - she paints her home with a mixture of the blood of a million orphans, puppies, and other assorted small furry creatures, and her own period. Hannah Montana started memes. Hannah Montana began the swine flu pandemic by queefing in a mexican branch of McDonalds - which she only visited so that Ronald mcDonald could abort her latest fetus in the bathroom. Hannah Montana framed Roger Rabbit. Hannah Montana is a manifestation of the AIDS virus. Hannah Montana killed grammar and invented 'Txt Speech'.......... what a bitch. Contrary to popular belief, video did not kill the radio star - it was Hannah Montana. The puppet from Saw is Hannah Montana - she feeds off your pain and suffering. Hannah Montana is going to get you, and your little dog too! Hannah Montana invented spam mail - and laughs manically while she sends it………. to orphans. Orphans with diseases.

Every christmas eve, Hannah Montana rises from her tomb to feed upon the flesh of the living and set fire to the decorations - just to ruin it for the children.

Hannah Montana held Natalie Wood underneath the water.

Hannah Montana is a republican.

Hannah Montana is ‘firin her lazer’ - at orphans, children and the elderly.

Hannah Montana is the reason The Simpsons is still on the air.

Hannah Montana has a secret volcano lair.

Hannah Montana made all R&B music sound the same.

Hannah Montana’s top 5 myspace friends are Hitler, Bin Laden, Mugabe, Pol Pot and Cthulu.

Hannah Montana destroyed Atlantis and feasted upon the citizens charred corpses - laying her egg brood in the chosen few.

Hannah Montana is unable to fly planes but insists upon it anyway ……….. 9/11/2001 anyone?

Hannah Montana created stereotypes.

Hannah Montana’s favourite colour is red - she paints her home with a mixture of the blood of a million orphans, puppies, and other assorted small furry creatures, and her own period.

Hannah Montana started memes.

Hannah Montana began the swine flu pandemic by queefing in a mexican branch of McDonalds - which she only visited so that Ronald mcDonald could abort her latest fetus in the bathroom.

Hannah Montana framed Roger Rabbit.

Hannah Montana is a manifestation of the AIDS virus.

Hannah Montana killed grammar and invented ‘Txt Speech’………. what a bitch.

Contrary to popular belief, video did not kill the radio star - it was Hannah Montana.

The puppet from Saw is Hannah Montana - she feeds off your pain and suffering.

Hannah Montana is going to get you, and your little dog too!

]]> By: Skitzo van http://www.cracked.com/blog/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/comment-page-2/#comment-92830 Skitzo van Thu, 11 Jun 2009 01:35:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/22/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/#comment-92830 Hanna Montana made Jimi Hendrix an alcoholic. Hanna Montana made Jimi Hendrix an alcoholic.

]]> By: Watch Gossip Girl http://www.cracked.com/blog/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/comment-page-2/#comment-68043 Watch Gossip Girl Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:24:24 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/22/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/#comment-68043 I keep listening to the news speak about getting free online grant applications so I have been looking around for the best site to get one. I keep listening to the news speak about getting free online grant applications so I have been looking around for the best site to get one.

]]> By: toy elephant http://www.cracked.com/blog/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/comment-page-2/#comment-65778 toy elephant Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:50:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/22/put-cage-in-a-cage-and-this-week-in-hating-hannah-montana/#comment-65778 hey, it wont be hard to get rid of her! just force feed her some pills (any will do) replace her next concert costume with underwear shave her head impregnate her take away her baby and watch her struggle with custody battle after drunken custody battle (with... who?) untill shes turned into a huge JOKE because chris crocker make a youtube video saying "LEAVE MILEY(/hannah?) ALONE" hey, it worked on britney? worth a shot AMIRITE?! hey, it wont be hard to get rid of her!
just force feed her some pills (any will do)
replace her next concert costume with underwear
shave her head
impregnate her
take away her baby and watch her struggle with custody battle after drunken custody battle (with… who?)
untill shes turned into a huge JOKE because chris crocker make a youtube video saying
“LEAVE MILEY(/hannah?) ALONE”

hey, it worked on britney?
worth a shot AMIRITE?!

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