Psychic Kids See Dead People. Viewers See Crap TV
So this week's episode is about A&E's Psychic Kids. A show that proves the once classy network has no (Sixth) sense of shame.
But rather than rehashing the vid, I'd like to use this column to talk to you about my neighbors, The Archers. When they moved in with their two kids last year, I was a little concerned. Mostly because it was clear they were hippies. I feared Mrs Archer coming over at all hours asking to borrow a cup of patchouli. Or Mr. Archer asking me if I wanted to "partake of the sacrement" with his bloodshot eyes and slow grin. But none of that ever happened. They work. They shower. They don't throw naked unshaved clothing optional parties. And they have the two most awesome kids, Raine and Stella Moon. Yep, that's right. I'm talking about "Johnny" from the F*cking Science episode of HBN. Well he has an adorable little sister with an even hippier name.
You would think that after the Science episode the Archers would have the good sense not to let Raine come over ol' G-Stone's house anymore. But hey, they're hippies. It takes a village and all that. So not only did I get to use Raine again, but the Archers even honored my request to use little Stella Moon. Bless those freaky bastards.
Check out some more of Gladstone's stuff HERE. And while you may already be his Facebook friend, have you joined the club that all the kids are talking about?
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ReplyI use to be skeptical about psychic readings until I went to a psychic myself. For all those who are still skeptical, I would recommend to give it a try once.
ReplyI just wanted to say WOW! your site is really good and i'm proud to be one of your surfers
ReplyGladstone keeps IM'ing my sister. Please stop.
ReplyWhoa..geez..what the hell is goin' on? G Stone..I came on to ask you what you're highest digg count was..and read a little bit. Bad plan. Okay..knock it off, Clint..I can fight my own spats..(and extremely sorry peeps)..it was a misunderstanding.
ReplyEven more importantly, G Stone has a doppelganger? (I googled it to make sure I was spelling it right and the definition is : a ghostly double of a living person - especially one that haunts its fleshy components.)
Yikes. And I thought I had problems.
If you couldn't guess. A Gladstone imposter wrote the comment above. and most likely many to follow.
ReplyDOB is all class. ALL class!
ReplyClint... Wow. You speak like you're from England, you claim to be from Texas and josie's from Hawaii.
ReplyLet the shunning commence.
Is it just me, or is DOB seriously classy!
ReplyDear DOB, I just posted my response. Cheers Mate!
ReplyI love private messages. Speaking of private messages, and relating (somewhat) to the topic of the original article; in the next Japanese-translated ghost movie, the killer ghost should send PMs! Yeah, it sends PMs that are like chain e-mails, and if you don't send them to 20 people you know in ten minutes, you will die a horrible death.
ReplyIf all your friends with cell phones are dying when they get text messages, it's time to decide how badly you want to keep in constant contact with your friends, and how badly you want to live long enough to graduate and no longer be a sexy teenage target for ghosts!
Hi Clint. We haven't met. I just sent you a Private Message, (it's what you do when you have something to say that doesn't necessarily need to be read by the rest of the internet). Please read it and get back to me. Thanks.
ReplyGetta loada this guy! =O
ReplySorry. We're closed. Come again.
ReplyThat's right, MJ-89. You don't want none of this. I roll around on the ground like a dog at the pound. Don't mess with TEXAS! WHOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO! Anyway, Josie's my girlfriend, so I get offended when people talk about her. Watch what you say.
ReplyDon't worry DP, I'm done with Josie. (If nothing else Mr Allen's threat sounds awful nasty!)
ReplyI do heart Mr G-Stone too though, tis a shame he's abandoned us for next Monday though *Sob*
Oh, for crying out loud, has another comments section devolved into this. I don't want to make rules for comment sections. I mean they're just comment sections. But if there were rules, I'm pretty sure there'd be some violations.
ReplyOK two rules:
1. If your post looks more like an email to one person don't post it.
2. Only comments that say Ross Wolinsky sucks won't be deleted.
HEY MJ-89: LEAVE JOSIE THE FUCK ALONE! She's my girlfriend, and I don't like people talking to her like that. I will open up a can of ClintAllen on your ass and I don't think you'll like it. (mainly because the can is expired and the recommended method of application involves a lot of poking).
ReplyMaybe if you want to continue this, you should take a note from Wolinsky and move over to private messages.
ReplyMJ, josie, be nice for Gladstone...
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