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The Return of the Sexman
I've featured the unique YouTube stylings of Pruane2Forever here on the Cracked Blog before, and I'm happy to say that he's still up to his old tricks, churning out video after video about everything from Keanu Reeves to Carlos Mencia from the relative safety of his bedroom. He's been kind of blowing up lately: He got a shout-out from Attack of the Show recently, and his epic panning of the movie Jumper has been making the rounds in the last 24 hours, but I'd like to focus on a different video of Pruane's; one that doesn't involve movies, celebrities or "jackin' it." This video paints a much different picture of The Sexman than we're used to. Apparently there's a little boy underneath that tough exterior, and this is a video of that inner little boy doing what he really wants to do:
Playing with his father.
And there is nothing even remotely embarrassing about that, either. Everyone has videos on YouTube of their dads throwing them onto a bed these days, don't they? Isn't it pretty standard practice to have a slow-motion replay in the videos, too? You know - so the entire world can see each and every individual frame of you and your father sharing a tender embrace, just before you soar through the air with an enormous grin on your face, like it's the greatest moment of your entire life? That's what the kids are doing these days on the YouTube, isn't it?
Oh - and I'm pretty sure they all make movies called "The Sexinator" too. This kid can do no wrong!
That kid is uglier than a sack of smashed a$$holes
ReplyThis dude is awesome
ReplyMy friend on Facebook shared this link and I'm not dissapointed at all that I came to your blog.
Reply[...] DEEDS: Although he’s already been featured multiple times on the Daily Nooner, I feel like it would be a glaring omission to exclude Pruane2Forever from this [...]
ReplyHim? Getting a job offer for reviews?
ReplyHow fucked up is this world?
Don't tell me the global-warming what/not is frying their brains.
Sad, just plain sad.
I'll punch him out if he walks the red carpet.
Isn't G4 the show that had featured Those Aren't Muskets!? I'm beginning to think that's less impressive.
ReplyCome on, Swaim, what are you guys doing wrong when you only get a brief mention and Pruane2Forever gets a job offer?
Did anyone read the respones to "The Sexinator" G4 offered him a job to do movie reviews
Replyor make films for them. No shit.
the Terminator movies would be so much better if Arnie refered to his targets as 'fuckin retard' more often
ReplyWow, The Sexinator was not what I expected at all. The title was a bit misleading, I think.
ReplyTo be fair, I don't see anything wrong with a kid play-fighting with his dad. I'm not that jaded yet.
ReplyAs for his other stuff, like the murder of the teacher, or the attack of the snowmen, again, I don't really see anything wrong with the kid having fun.
I do think, however, that he should probably rethink his career as a movie critic. He's hardly concise. Vague descriptions like 'this movie is a piece of shit' may be accurate, but they're hardly specific.
If it's fake, why does his father scream 'YOU'RE A LITTLE SHIT'! before he throws him?
Replyone sign that tells you you are watching a brilliant piece of cinema: comic sans ms credits.
Reply(tacky windows movie maker effects are nice too).
Hey ,uh, Mustafa you haven't recently moved to Dubai and use to live on a ranch that had amusement park rides and had giraffes on it and shit , had a pet chimp,........ Well?
ReplyThat kid deserves all he gets. I don't see him cowering in the corner from his father's forceful hand. Instead, he beats him up and posts it on Youtube.
ReplyUsually, when I throw young boys onto beds, it ends with more nudity than this video, and a little more fondl......
Replyummm.... I mean.....umm...FUCK THE WHITE MAN!!!
I had the same theory on cancer and aids. If we ignore them, they should go away, right?
ReplyWhy not? I don't see anything wrong with the kid ranting. You don't have to agree with him and you don't have to watch his movies, not that I watch them unless Cracked does a blog on them, but if he made voice sound less irritating than the sound fingernails on a chalkboard and had a well thought out structure to his videos then they might not be so bad to watch. On the other hand, if he did that he probably wouldn't wouldn't get as much attention as he does now.
ReplyI dont.
ReplyI think he'd actually do a lot better if he's just script what he's trying to say.
ReplyI am genuinely concerned for this kid. That video verges on child abuse!
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