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Premature Ejaculation Daredevil: Why Super Senses Would Suck

Daredevil got his start as a superhero the way many children do: He was hit by a radioactive truck. It replaced his eyesight with radar and gave him the ability to smell, hear and feel harder than any man alive. These things all helped him grow up to become a ninja and start a law firm. He's a complicated character, perfect for readers looking for more maturity in their graphic literature. And since I've always considered myself to be a writer of graphic maturity, I thought I'd see what I could bring to the Daredevil universe. I give you... Premature Ejaculation Daredevil.

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