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	<title>Comments on: Is Safety Abroad a Phallusy? Protecting Your Privates from Penis Pirates</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Superstar2559</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/comment-page-1/#comment-106107</link>
		<dc:creator>Superstar2559</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:36:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Witches and warlocks trained in the dark art of penile enchantment. Chode sorcery. Dick wizardry. The forgotten rites of cockmancy.  there seems to be no end to this tide of genitalchemy.


That is by far the best sentence i hav every heard in my life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Witches and warlocks trained in the dark art of penile enchantment. Chode sorcery. Dick wizardry. The forgotten rites of cockmancy.  there seems to be no end to this tide of genitalchemy.</p>
<p>That is by far the best sentence i hav every heard in my life.</p>
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		<title>By: AngreyConservative</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/comment-page-1/#comment-76499</link>
		<dc:creator>AngreyConservative</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 18:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Knowing your hatred of my fellow right-wingers, I never even thought that you had one</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Knowing your hatred of my fellow right-wingers, I never even thought that you had one</p>
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		<title>By: Penisless</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/comment-page-1/#comment-36263</link>
		<dc:creator>Penisless</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:43:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Btw

&lt;::::::::::::::::::::::8

actual size....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Btw</p>
<p>&lt;::::::::::::::::::::::8</p>
<p>actual size&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Penisless</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/comment-page-1/#comment-36262</link>
		<dc:creator>Penisless</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:42:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh god. I hope its not possible to measure your penis and get a number in the negatives. Because the added intimidation of the picture with all the dildos and those goddamn cock shamans have left me very limp and sexually frightened.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh god. I hope its not possible to measure your penis and get a number in the negatives. Because the added intimidation of the picture with all the dildos and those goddamn cock shamans have left me very limp and sexually frightened.</p>
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		<title>By: Orthopedic Wrist Braces</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/comment-page-1/#comment-30286</link>
		<dc:creator>Orthopedic Wrist Braces</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 17:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Orthopedic Wrist Braces...&lt;/strong&gt;

I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you....</description>
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<p>I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: 6 Things You Didn&#8217;t Know You Could Get Addicted To &#171; Popular URL</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/comment-page-1/#comment-29244</link>
		<dc:creator>6 Things You Didn&#8217;t Know You Could Get Addicted To &#171; Popular URL</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 20:48:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] The 5 Most Ridiculously Over-Hyped Health Scares of All Time. Or find out why traveling to Africa is a worse idea for your penis than ever before. Or watch a video about a horrific addiction that destroys lives and relationships (at least with [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] The 5 Most Ridiculously Over-Hyped Health Scares of All Time. Or find out why traveling to Africa is a worse idea for your penis than ever before. Or watch a video about a horrific addiction that destroys lives and relationships (at least with [...]</p>
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		<title>By: lbh</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/comment-page-1/#comment-22960</link>
		<dc:creator>lbh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 03:37:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Courtney: You go ahead and take your boyfriend...me? I'll be sending my ex. Well, just as soon as he sends the child support he owes anyhow. Maybe I'll sign him up for the Peace Corp.'s and save a couple bucks.

@Swaim: Very funny. Same story was covered by The Daily Show Monday night. Not as funny. Just so you know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Courtney: You go ahead and take your boyfriend&#8230;me? I&#8217;ll be sending my ex. Well, just as soon as he sends the child support he owes anyhow. Maybe I&#8217;ll sign him up for the Peace Corp.&#8217;s and save a couple bucks.</p>
<p>@Swaim: Very funny. Same story was covered by The Daily Show Monday night. Not as funny. Just so you know.</p>
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		<title>By: Courtney</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/comment-page-1/#comment-22937</link>
		<dc:creator>Courtney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 02:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Congo, you say? 
I'll have to take my boyfriend on a long-overdue trip there... 
Thank you for the tip.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Congo, you say?<br />
I&#8217;ll have to take my boyfriend on a long-overdue trip there&#8230;<br />
Thank you for the tip.</p>
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		<title>By: jogiff</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/comment-page-1/#comment-22064</link>
		<dc:creator>jogiff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think you'll find that there's a perfectly logical explanation.

Swaim, did you shake hands or share a comb with someone with a big nose and who probably was a banker? They are probably responsible.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic#Sudan</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think you&#8217;ll find that there&#8217;s a perfectly logical explanation.</p>
<p>Swaim, did you shake hands or share a comb with someone with a big nose and who probably was a banker? They are probably responsible.</p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic#Sudan" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic#Sudan</a></p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
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		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>（If You Are Easily Offended.....Then do not CLICK THERE!）
Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the ~~TAllhub.com~~   to hook up with hot girs and models. OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they feel boring sometimes to need new things?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>（If You Are Easily Offended&#8230;..Then do not CLICK THERE!）<br />
Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the ~~TAllhub.com~~   to hook up with hot girs and models. OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they feel boring sometimes to need new things?</p>
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