Comments on: Playing God Never Looked So Good

By: Darkmage

Darkmage — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 09:59:12 +0000

Except, of course, you CANT choose your face…
It’s just skin stretched across YOUR already existing bone structure so you will still pretty much look like yourself unless you also have extensive plastic surgery…

By: Carpets & Rugs

Carpets & Rugs — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:32:30 +0000

Carpets & Rugs…

Google is your fiend :)….

By: Ross

Ross — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 17:51:32 +0000

That Bible verse could be crafted into a new version of the ‘bones connected to the…’ song.

The assbone connects to the….jawbone.

The jawbone connects to the….carpet.

The carpet connects to the…..hospital.

The hospital connects to the….mortician.

The mortician connects to the…graveyard.

And so on.

By: Nick

Nick — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:50:34 +0000

Jeez. People it was a joke refering too an article on cracked. You’re reading way to much into it.

By: Flub

Flub — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:44:56 +0000

I’m so glad we have Cracked, so that stupid religious people and stupid anti-religious people can fight in the comments.

By: Lasereye

Lasereye — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:41:21 +0000

Oh…And we didn’t nail people to crosses, the romans nailed US to crosses jackass, the Jew’s killed Jesus also (with romans help, it was joint).
And yes, a guy did pickup the jawbone of one of your family members and killed thousands of men.

How does that make you feel eh?

By: Lasereye

Lasereye — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:39:12 +0000

Wow nick.
First of all, you go read the Bible.
I was kidding about killing her dog, the article said it, I was making a joke.
Also, God commands people to kill other people, so stop being a dick to everyone.
God also created the doctors who transfered the face, and you. He obviously screwed something up with you.

By: belac

belac — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:59:06 +0000

Actually the Romans nailed people up. the spike through-the-head & ass-jawbone slaughtering were done by Jews.

early Christians were just killed by lions in the arena.

of course, there eventually were the crusades… but that was done by the Catholics, who are basically just bastardized Romans.

By: Nick

Nick — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:29:37 +0000

Now I think Captain Jack Ellingsworth is the asshole.

By: homsar

homsar — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:32:06 +0000

I find John Travolta to make a mildly attractive female. I’d hit it, only for the stories he’d tell over breakfast the next morning. I want to get his feelings working on Stayin’ Alive.