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	<title>Comments on: Penises in the News (And the Headlines Don&#8217;t Involve Paris Hilton)</title>
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		<title>By: FollicleMan</title>
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		<dc:creator>FollicleMan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 21:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe if he had some gum on his penis, and the gum stuck to the vacuum cleaner? I mean, it wouldn't be HORRIBLE.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe if he had some gum on his penis, and the gum stuck to the vacuum cleaner? I mean, it wouldn&#8217;t be HORRIBLE.</p>
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		<title>By: Dark</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/penises-in-the-news-and-the-headlines-dont-involve-paris-hilton/comment-page-1/#comment-25774</link>
		<dc:creator>Dark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 18:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It almost seems sadistic to post "First!".

Almost.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It almost seems sadistic to post &#8220;First!&#8221;.</p>
<p>Almost.</p>
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