Comments on: Pencils, More Pencils and The Athiest’s Nightmare: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:54:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Red Lobster May Be Satan http://www.cracked.com/blog/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-62904 Red Lobster May Be Satan Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:51:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-62904 You know what proves the existence of a benevolent and all-powerful creator? Joe Cotten, most awesome musician since God. Look him up and realize the lord has blessed you with ears. Also there is an 11th commandment, which Jesus said was more important than the first 10. It was "Love thy neighbour." Meaning try and help people live as well as they can and short of that don't fuck with them. Why do modern Christians have a problem with that? Listen to Joe Cotten. He's on Myspace. You know what proves the existence of a benevolent and all-powerful creator? Joe Cotten, most awesome musician since God. Look him up and realize the lord has blessed you with ears.
Also there is an 11th commandment, which Jesus said was more important than the first 10. It was “Love thy neighbour.” Meaning try and help people live as well as they can and short of that don’t fuck with them. Why do modern Christians have a problem with that?
Listen to Joe Cotten. He’s on Myspace.

]]> By: KingBushwick the33rd http://www.cracked.com/blog/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-56291 KingBushwick the33rd Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:40:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-56291 Oh Lord!!Kirk Cameron's a washed up 80'sTeen Idol on a crappy 80's Rip Off of"The Cosby Show"who found Jesus!! Not that there's anything wrong with repenting your sins and accepting the Lord,but how the hell can a washed up Teen Idol and a Kiwi Evangelist hold a bannana in their hand and claim"It Proves That God Exists and Loves Us!!". Uh Kirk,you know,a bannana's still a bannana regardless of who holds it,be it Clyde the Orangutan from the Clint Eastwood Movies or Catherine Zeta Jones!! BTW Kirk,I'm sure that your wife,Chelsea Noble,probably"Peeled Your Bannana"a few times in your marriage!! Christian Girls give BJ's just as good as Non Christian Girls!! Oh Lord!!Kirk Cameron’s a washed up 80’sTeen Idol on a crappy 80’s Rip Off of”The Cosby Show”who found Jesus!!
Not that there’s anything wrong with repenting your sins and accepting the Lord,but how the hell can a washed up Teen Idol and a Kiwi Evangelist hold a bannana in their hand and claim”It Proves That God Exists and Loves Us!!”.
Uh Kirk,you know,a bannana’s still a bannana regardless of who holds it,be it Clyde the Orangutan from the Clint Eastwood Movies or Catherine Zeta Jones!!
BTW Kirk,I’m sure that your wife,Chelsea Noble,probably”Peeled Your Bannana”a few times in your marriage!!
Christian Girls give BJ’s just as good as Non Christian Girls!!

]]> By: Dan http://www.cracked.com/blog/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-12801 Dan Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:49:36 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-12801 I would just like to mention that there is one (so far) 100% accurate scientific non-disputed rule... "Energy cannot be created or destroyed" and there is no religious answer for that (as far as i know). I would just like to mention that there is one (so far) 100% accurate scientific non-disputed rule… “Energy cannot be created or destroyed” and there is no religious answer for that (as far as i know).

]]> By: Don http://www.cracked.com/blog/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-12318 Don Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:16:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-12318 B8oven has nailed it. The banana is a cultivar. It was intelligently designed - by generations of farmers breeding from the barely edible plantain. B8oven has nailed it. The banana is a cultivar. It was intelligently designed - by generations of farmers breeding from the barely edible plantain.

]]> By: liz http://www.cracked.com/blog/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-12304 liz Sun, 09 Mar 2008 15:00:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-12304 I like this quote fromt the final words on the "oversized ferrule" page: "You will also find WWII-era oversize plastic ferrules....cool." Cause I mean, it sooooo is. What the fuck is cooler than oversized plastic ferrules? This is history people, right there where we can scroll through endless photos of it....cool. I like this quote fromt the final words on the “oversized ferrule” page: “You will also find WWII-era oversize plastic ferrules….cool.” Cause I mean, it sooooo is. What the fuck is cooler than oversized plastic ferrules? This is history people, right there where we can scroll through endless photos of it….cool.

]]> By: tracey http://www.cracked.com/blog/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-5315 tracey Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:46:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-5315 i like this contest i hope i win i like this contest i hope i win

]]> By: Pierre Savoie http://www.cracked.com/blog/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-1887 Pierre Savoie Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:45:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1887 For more web sites about pencils: http://www.pencils.com/ (info about history and development of pencils) http://www.generalpencil.com/index.html (The General Pencil Co.) http://www.infofreako.com/jad/pencil/0list-e.html (a Japanese dude carves pencils into interesting shapes, click each link to see one of the photos) For more web sites about pencils:

http://www.pencils.com/ (info about history and development of pencils)
http://www.generalpencil.com/index.html (The General Pencil Co.)
http://www.infofreako.com/jad/pencil/0list-e.html (a Japanese dude carves pencils into interesting shapes, click each link to see one of the photos)

]]> By: RichterCa http://www.cracked.com/blog/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-1149 RichterCa Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:57:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1149 After B8ovin's post, I looked up bananas on Wikipedia, and this is what the banana that God created looks like: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Inside_a_wild-type_banana.jpg Which doesn't actually look like it fits in your hand, or is particularly edible. The banana that Kirk Cameron and his friend go on and on about is the result of over 7000 years of cultivation by humans, yet evolution doesn't exits. After B8ovin’s post, I looked up bananas on Wikipedia, and this is what the banana that God created looks like:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Inside_a_wild-type_banana.jpg

Which doesn’t actually look like it fits in your hand, or is particularly edible.

The banana that Kirk Cameron and his friend go on and on about is the result of over 7000 years of cultivation by humans, yet evolution doesn’t exits.

]]> By: Pat http://www.cracked.com/blog/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-1139 Pat Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:33:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1139 What about the pomegranate? That could also count as God's creation, yet eating one of those things is the most frustrating experience in all of plant-based food. What about the pomegranate? That could also count as God’s creation, yet eating one of those things is the most frustrating experience in all of plant-based food.

]]> By: Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-1035 Ross Sun, 11 Nov 2007 23:51:12 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/pencils-more-pencils-and-the-athiests-nightmare-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1035 Andy is right. Why turn everything into the sort of crappy politico-religious debate the dour assholes have over at Netscape when we can laugh at silly bearded men making asses of themselves and the relation of bananas to penises? I'd much rather he was suggestively stroking a 10 inch white baguette sandwich though. Andy is right. Why turn everything into the sort of crappy politico-religious debate the dour assholes have over at Netscape when we can laugh at silly bearded men making asses of themselves and the relation of bananas to penises?

I’d much rather he was suggestively stroking a 10 inch white baguette sandwich though.

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