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	<title>Comments on: Pen Spinning, Electrocution and a Whole Shitload of Screws: The (Friday) Nooner (EST)!</title>
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		<title>By: directory</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/pen-spinning-electrocution-and-a-whole-shitload-of-screws-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-87776</link>
		<dc:creator>directory</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 12:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This nice is very good, i will recomend it to my friends and partners</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This nice is very good, i will recomend it to my friends and partners</p>
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		<title>By: Tibul Bloodrawk</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/pen-spinning-electrocution-and-a-whole-shitload-of-screws-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-1069</link>
		<dc:creator>Tibul Bloodrawk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:17:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Strange guy... He may be a Kazakh... He talks without accent albeit like a cartoon character...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Strange guy&#8230; He may be a Kazakh&#8230; He talks without accent albeit like a cartoon character&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: james</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/pen-spinning-electrocution-and-a-whole-shitload-of-screws-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-1066</link>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I guess he does look white, but all of his mannerisms are distinctly hipster asian.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I guess he does look white, but all of his mannerisms are distinctly hipster asian.</p>
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		<title>By: Tibul Bloodrawk</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/pen-spinning-electrocution-and-a-whole-shitload-of-screws-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-1065</link>
		<dc:creator>Tibul Bloodrawk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:58:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now for some linguistic enlightenment! 
"БЛЯ! Ё МОЁ!" may sound totally Scandinavian but in fact it means "Shit! Holy fuck!" in Russian. Then he says "Look! It got stuck there!" before you know what happens...
Now you know who are the most skillfull, inquisitive and fearless out there! 
And he talks very funny... It seems he's addressing a kid... Or another 23 YO psycho...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now for some linguistic enlightenment!<br />
&#8220;БЛЯ! Ё МОЁ!&#8221; may sound totally Scandinavian but in fact it means &#8220;Shit! Holy fuck!&#8221; in Russian. Then he says &#8220;Look! It got stuck there!&#8221; before you know what happens&#8230;<br />
Now you know who are the most skillfull, inquisitive and fearless out there!<br />
And he talks very funny&#8230; It seems he&#8217;s addressing a kid&#8230; Or another 23 YO psycho&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Smaug</title>
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		<dc:creator>Smaug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:49:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree 100% with what you said about the 'net', but only 50% of the time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree 100% with what you said about the &#8216;net&#8217;, but only 50% of the time.</p>
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		<title>By: Me</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/pen-spinning-electrocution-and-a-whole-shitload-of-screws-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-1037</link>
		<dc:creator>Me</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Glenn, what makes you think he's Asian?  He doesn't look Asian, he looks Caucasian.   And the language he's speaking sounds more Austrian, or Scandinavian than any Asian language.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glenn, what makes you think he&#8217;s Asian?  He doesn&#8217;t look Asian, he looks Caucasian.   And the language he&#8217;s speaking sounds more Austrian, or Scandinavian than any Asian language.</p>
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		<title>By: juggadore</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/pen-spinning-electrocution-and-a-whole-shitload-of-screws-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-1022</link>
		<dc:creator>juggadore</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 02:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>well if you look closely (i am contradicting myself from earlier) he doesnt stick his finger in the socket.  the pen is sticking out of the socket, and he tries to grab it and gets aui aughghghghg'ed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well if you look closely (i am contradicting myself from earlier) he doesnt stick his finger in the socket.  the pen is sticking out of the socket, and he tries to grab it and gets aui aughghghghg&#8217;ed.</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 20:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. I think the reason he was electrocuted was because he touched the metal lamp with his other hand, creating a circuit.

2. My 5 yr old son believes that what the dude screams out is, "I AM ZAPPED!" Actually, that sounds right.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. I think the reason he was electrocuted was because he touched the metal lamp with his other hand, creating a circuit.</p>
<p>2. My 5 yr old son believes that what the dude screams out is, &#8220;I AM ZAPPED!&#8221; Actually, that sounds right.</p>
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		<title>By: CIA</title>
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		<dc:creator>CIA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 18:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I call Shenanigans.</description>
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		<title>By: juggadore</title>
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		<dc:creator>juggadore</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>aui auwaghghghgh.  

he sucks at flipping pens.  rule #1 in pen-flipping: dont stick your finger in open light sockets.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>aui auwaghghghgh.  </p>
<p>he sucks at flipping pens.  rule #1 in pen-flipping: dont stick your finger in open light sockets.</p>
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