Way to go, internet, you screwed up again.
I feel like I could have been smart. Sadly, at the time of my life when I should've been actually learning things, I was too busy discovering a lost art called the 'dinosaur movie.'
Several websites you've probably used today required a whole bucket of turd polish before they finally found their way.
I can tell you from experience that the laws and punishments for domestic abuse are so far removed from what actually happens in real life.
All the topics we used to count on to maintain the slightest veneer of civility now inevitably lead us to the danger zone.
Paul Ryan and Donald Trump have finally made up. Sort of.
I've drawn a line in the sand when it comes to my friends' pets, and I feel like their feelings are mutual.
The standards for free speech people use on the internet are finally catching up to all other forms of human interaction.