Before you go hit on that Sexy Naruto or whatever, maybe consult this handy list first and see if it's worth the trouble.
I found a class on house healing via a flier off a car windshield. Now it's time to put my hard work to good use.
Here's some common questions asked by people new to football (well, mostly me) answered by someone who doesn't know anything about football (also me).
Here are seven insane things I saw at the Blackout Haunted House in Los Angeles that made me buy new pairs of pants.
Our grand kids will never understand these miscarriagues of creativity, nor will they forgive them.
I know you young people think you know horror, what with all the sea monsters and Australian people Cracked gives you the phobias about, but the liquid terror of the books herein fueled enough nightmares to run Elm Street out of business.
I've been doing this for a while now, long enough that I've noticed the few pop culture arguments that come up over and over and over again. And I'm getting pretty tired of them.
Apparently, ads are now grabbing the attention of its viewers by pissing them off as much as possible.
I have bought and destroyed more cars than is technically allowable by the United States Government, and am therefore legally obligated to actually try to help you in this column.
In the next week, as you hear kids making greedy demands of their parents or whining about how many Snickers they should be allowed to have in a day, there's a good chance those awful children will end up in one of these suits of pure punishment.