Once activated the software would comb my list of friends, their lists of friends and so on, computing a list of attributes that all my accidental friends possessed. If I had a significant number of friends with a given attribute, the algorithm would then output that I myself have the same attribute.
Bar fights are started when beer is applied to douches or sexual frustration. They are ended with karate. You\'re about to learn everything in between. I\'ve scoured book stores for the finest literature and DVD sets to unlock the secrets of the drunken Orient, and now every time I have a beer 17 people die.
There\'s a plethora of product review sites on the internet, but they all have one problem in common: Responsibility. They\'re always \'carefully testing products\' given to them \'expressly for that purpose,\' and where\'s the fun in that? Plus they don\'t have nearly enough pictures of boobs.