Prepare to have your mind, like, blown man. Here are the five strangest things you didn\'t know about the CIA, and how LSD really came to be.
What if Kanye didn\'t spout off a bunch of quirky, polarizing diatribes because he wanted to go down in history as a creative genius, but because he is, in fact, a complete fucking moron?
On May 21st, President Obama and Dick Cheney faced off on the issue of torture with back-to-back speeches. With the respect due to such an important topic, I\'ve faithfully transcribed the speeches here in the form of a high-action comic adventure.
Watch, and wonder.
Thanks for the apology, Clay. Maybe we\'ll work together in the Des Moines Community Theater\'s production of Cats next year. Fingers crossed!
A man whose range is so limited that ninety percent of the characters he plays could shop at the same black trenchcoat store has been earmarked to play both sides of a split personality.
Hey all, Just a reminder to please update the virus software like I said. Also, there is a room in this building full of naked Austrian cyborgs. Anyone know what\'s going on there?
In a world where many celebrities have to hide from the paparazzi and fans, it\'s refreshing to see one that posts his whereabouts on the Internet and begs for company.
Suddenly a thought occurred to me. \'This doesn\'t have to be a chore,\' I replied. \'What if we use our imaginations to make it into an adventure? What if we straight up \'Muppet Baby\' this?!