I was a little taken aback when reading about Orlando Bloom’s recent car accident:
Orlando Bloom was involved in a minor car crash on a Hollywood street early Friday morning, police said. The “Pirates of the Caribbean” star told police he was being chased by paparazzi as he left a nightclub around 2:15 a.m. in his 2003 Toyota Matrix.
Yarp, that’s right. Orlando Bloom drives a 2003 Toyota Matrix.
Pretty shocking. Not just because it’s not exactly what you’d expect from Hollywood’s favorite elf pirate, but because I drive a 2003 Matrix.
It got me to thinking about all the things I have in common with Bloom. The similarities are pretty startling:
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Owns 2003 Toyota Matrix |
Owns 2003 Toyota Matrix |
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Portrayed Tolkien’s Master Archer Legolas Three Times |
Saw Fellowship of the Ring Three Times |
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Moustache Makes Him Look Like A Dentist |
I Have A Dentist |
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Had His Heart Ripped Out In Pirates of the |
Lost 9 Bucks Seeing Pirates of the |
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Has Kissed Kiera Knightly On Film |
Has Ejaculated While Watching Kiera Knightly on Film |
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7 Inches |
More Like 8 |
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October 20th, 2008 at 5:24 am
the cars are bad but sometimes are not bad i’m a drever too so i’m very curefful with other driver because the people are creazy to go where they whant to go?so kiss for orlando bloom
February 25th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I understand. Toyotas rock. Love your site, too.
November 7th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Delightful.