You would think that they world have OK’d it at the beginning instead of allowing it to go so long without saying a thing and then bringing it back up when it was too late. I don’t understand it at all. Zenerx

I used to work with a guy ,and this was twenty years ago, at a pizza place. He was mildly mentally retarded and always had his uniform shirt buttoned all the way up. It was buttoned all the way because he was wearing a ninja suit under his uniform. He kept the hood in his pocket. He would get off work before everyone else and would wait in the parking lot, by the dumpster, and jump out you with a very obvious plastic ninja sword.
To cap it all off he had a club foot, shorter than the other leg, complete with one those Frankenstein type shoes to make up the length difference of his legs.

I would be all high, this was back when I smoked marijuana, coming back from a pizza delivery and out would jump this club footed ninja ,swinging a plastic sword at me, demanding revenge for his honor. I would just stare and he would then just slink, club footedly, back into the night.

He eventually got shot dead by a new driver. Just kidding ,about the getting shot part, the rest is true. I think he quit and when people would ask what happened to the pizza ninja and we would just say he went to study pizza ninja techniques in the Far East.

In addition to being insane he also has a speech impediment.