Awesome Video Of The Day
Old Man Goes Nuts In A Car Wash
One time I broke my antenna off in a car wash. I had the stereo on and didn’t really think about it, and then when I got out the thing was hanging by a thread over the side of the car. The radio still gets decent reception, but I guess I would have preferred to keep the antenna attached. Maybe if I’d noticed that it was getting destroyed I would have done something about it. You know - like go completely fucking insane and destroy my entire car.
According to the internet (or more specifically, the video description from Break.com, which seems like a reliable and accurate source to me), the police report said the “old” guy in this video “went nuts” when he realized he had lost his glasses. It doesn’t make it clear if he lost them inside the car or in the car wash itself, but either way I don’t think this reaction would really solve anything. Unless your goal was to blow up on YouTube, figure out a way to monetize your newfound celebrity, and use the money to buy some new glasses. In which case you’re a visionary genius and probably not the type to lose your glasses in the first place.
With 2008 just around the corner, the web is abuzz with end-of-the-year lists on just about every topic you can think of. Whether it’s news stories, celebrity gossip, gadgets, or films, it seems like pretty much everyone with an internet connection and a pulse has something definitive to say about some aspect of 2007. I thought about doing a list myself, but I decided that would be too much work. Which brings us to this week’s theme: end-of-the-year best-of lists. Just in a general sort of way.
2007: The Year of the List
Foreign Policy Magazine has just published their list of the ten most underreported news stories of 2007. I’m sure there’s plenty of interesting stuff to be found in there (Osama Bin Laden said yadda-yadda-yadda, Congress passed the Blah-Blah Act, officials found that YAWN), but c’mon - international geopolitics are complicated and depressing! Who wants to read about the most underreported (read: BORING) news stories of the year? If my local TV news anchors couldn’t find the time to tell me about a news story this year, then I probably don’t need to know about it. Unlike the bozos at Foreign Policy Magazine, I TRUST my TV news anchors.
That’s not to say there aren’t stories worth reading about that went underreported in 2007, of course. They’re just not about Israel, genetically-modified crops, or ANYTHING that’s going on in Iraq. I’m talking, of course, about celebrity news. Everyone knows that Britney shaved her head and Paris went to jail in 2007, but there were plenty of celebrity-related stories that flew totally under the radar this year.
That being said, here are my top picks for the most underreported celebrity stories of 2007:
You heard it here first, folks. Hopefully. Otherwise it’s just plain sad.
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June 12th, 2009 at 11:20 am
There is obviously a lot to know about this.
May 26th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Ha!
You would think that they world have OK’d it at the beginning instead of allowing it to go so long without saying a thing and then bringing it back up when it was too late. I don’t understand it at all. Zenerx
June 6th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
I have viewed many sexy and hot videos and photos at a celebrities singles dating club———- Mixedmingle.com——— where many fans and stars can chat together. And there are many black and white singles who are seeking for ideal match seriously there.
January 16th, 2008 at 9:38 am
Dude, tranny ex-wrestler Chyna does the party circuit. Fame has nothing to do with it. Only whoring.
January 7th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Just a question: When Macaulay Culkin’s girlfriend says that they’re “very private”, and avoid the whole Hollywood party scene, is that some sort of code for “Macaulay’s career is utterly radioactive, and he couldn’t get arrested for shitting on a copcar let alone be employed and paid money to simulate acting”? Just wondering.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Macaulay Culkin is a faggot.
December 23rd, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Sometimes working with a guy like that can make work a lot more fun and I’m sorry, the fact that he has a speech impediment make that story a hell of a lot more funny.
I used to work with a guy ,and this was twenty years ago, at a pizza place. He was mildly mentally retarded and always had his uniform shirt buttoned all the way up. It was buttoned all the way because he was wearing a ninja suit under his uniform. He kept the hood in his pocket. He would get off work before everyone else and would wait in the parking lot, by the dumpster, and jump out you with a very obvious plastic ninja sword.
To cap it all off he had a club foot, shorter than the other leg, complete with one those Frankenstein type shoes to make up the length difference of his legs.
I would be all high, this was back when I smoked marijuana, coming back from a pizza delivery and out would jump this club footed ninja ,swinging a plastic sword at me, demanding revenge for his honor. I would just stare and he would then just slink, club footedly, back into the night.
He eventually got shot dead by a new driver. Just kidding ,about the getting shot part, the rest is true. I think he quit and when people would ask what happened to the pizza ninja and we would just say he went to study pizza ninja techniques in the Far East.
December 23rd, 2007 at 11:40 am
That actually happened on Wednesday, I felt guilty the whole frigging day because I didn’t know he was actually insane.
In addition to being insane he also has a speech impediment.
December 22nd, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Nobody told you it was piss on Ross day? Just kidding.
December 22nd, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Am I being mocked ^o)
December 22nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Yeah, I know what mean I work with this guy that is learning disabled. Just the other day I was trying to explain to him how to do something and it hit me in addition to being LD, he hadn’t been trained right. This was the bosses fault not just this retards ( OH excuse me !) LD persons fault.
So I tell the boss “you didn’t fucking train this guy properly ya fucking dick, he doesn’t have a clue how to do this!” So the boss just walked away(He does that a lot). So I called him a cocksucker ( the boss looks a lot like George Bush too) and turn back to the retard and calmly say “So yeah, this is how you do this….”
December 22nd, 2007 at 6:03 am
I work with a guy with behavioural problems. He gets away with yelling at the boss all the time.
Case in point: last week he was explaining something to me, and I actually couldn’t understand him, and he thought that I just couldn’t grasp the job. So he takes this as being the bosses fault, so he shouts him over and begins yelling at him “you didn’t fucking train this guy properly ya fucking dick, he doesn’t have a clue how to do this!” My boss walks away, and this guy starts calling him a fucking cocksucker. Then he turns back to me, quite calmly, and says:
“So yeah, this is how you do this….”
December 21st, 2007 at 5:44 pm
You know, last night I couldn’t find my dvd of X-men, so in a fit of rage I tore through the t-shirt I was wearing Hulk Hogan style, then curled up in a ball near the sink and wept, and even I think that guy has severe emotional problems.
December 20th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
You can get away with a lot if you pretend to be retarded.
December 20th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
When I get old, I’m really just going to start shoplifting more.
December 20th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Hell, being old is the best excuse for living through your base instincts. Shit yourself, disgusting? Not if you’re old. Screaming at waitress because the soup is not salty enough . . . asshole? Not if you’re old. Driving the way you want to and people just look over and mumble something about old people. I don;t think we are supposed to live until we are 80 anyways. If you live for Matlock reruns, it’s time to go. I applaud that crazy bastard. Good on ya, you decrepit shitbag.
December 20th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
I once lost my (sun)glasses. I was swimming in the ocean and a wave knocked them off my head. I figured they were gone, and while my first instinct was to run up and down the beach, screaming and slamming into things, I couldn’t muster the… insanity? Kudos to this guy for living out the dream! Way to go, crazy-old-car-wash-lunatic!
December 20th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Macaulay Culkin had “a cool image?” I think that’s the real story. I had no idea. If he passes for cool then I’m freakin’ Jimi Hendrix.