Comments on: OJ’s ‘Acquittal Party’ Planner: Worst Job Ever?

By: Darryl Oneill

Darryl Oneill — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 06:37:15 +0000

By far the BEST voice I

By: kingmonkey

kingmonkey — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:36:02 +0000

Frank, you make me laugh. I hope everything works out between you and Michael. You’re right, Scott was never right for him.

By: tentman52

tentman52 — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 03:19:23 +0000

Drink milk OJ kills.

Poor guy, I wish i could’ve gone to that party.

By: Sabre_Justice

Sabre_Justice — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:58:36 +0000

…is there supposed to be a video or something? I can’t see anything…

By: GobbleCock McFaggatron

GobbleCock McFaggatron — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:17:55 +0000

Swaim, while I might find you physically repulsive and a narrow-minded simpleton, I have to hand it to you: this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen since David Sedaris gave Fabio head at my birthday party.

Seriously, this was amazing.

By: Hellvoidoid

Hellvoidoid — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:45:35 +0000

Swaim, I love you (though clearly not as much as Frank…), but there are many people waiting on confirmation of your being influenced by Tim and Eric. What gives? Fuck it; I don’t care.

By the way, I just realized I’m balding, too. Solidarity, comrade!

By: Frank

Frank — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:30:23 +0000

Oh hey, it’s me again. Sorry if I came on a little strong there Mike. I didn’t mean to leave so many messages on your article and your answering machine. Hope you don’t think I’m “crazy” or anything lol.

Call me alright?

By: Frank

Frank — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:28:19 +0000

Alright, answer me this. Does Scott have pictures of your face printed out and stuck on his walls and some of the walls of his college? DOES HE?

He doesn’t get you like I do. He just doesn’t.

By: Frank

Frank — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:25:18 +0000

Oh fuck that! Scott’s website is just a load of crap lifted form Podge and Rodge. If you want to come to Ireland stay with me Michael. We’re meant for each other. You’ve always been the best cracked writer in my eyes. I love you.

By: Michael Swaim

Michael Swaim — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:30:10 +0000

Agreed, metalbrainsurgery. I’ll be relieved when the site goes back to not noticing anything that happened after 1997. I’m not cut out for all this caring.