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	<title>Comments on: Nude Woman Steals 40K In Jewelry (You Don&#8217;t Even Want to Know Where She Hid It)</title>
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		<title>By: The Kurt Cobain of Mannequins and Other Storefront Surprises &#124; JamsBio Magazine</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nude-woman-steals-40k-in-jewelry-i-dont-even-want-to-know-where-she-hid-it/comment-page-2/#comment-112270</link>
		<dc:creator>The Kurt Cobain of Mannequins and Other Storefront Surprises &#124; JamsBio Magazine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] 2, 2008, Cracked)  [...]</description>
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		<title>By: &#187; I Want A VP I Can Take To The Fight Club &#124; Cracked.com</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nude-woman-steals-40k-in-jewelry-i-dont-even-want-to-know-where-she-hid-it/comment-page-2/#comment-46144</link>
		<dc:creator>&#187; I Want A VP I Can Take To The Fight Club &#124; Cracked.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:57:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] If the Cracked blog has a weak point—and it doesn&#8217;t—it&#8217;s that we occasionally neglect subjects dear to the readerships&#8217; collective hearts. Yes, we reason, human rights violations in China require attention, but you know what’s more pressing? Gay babies. Sure, the World Cup is a cherished event viewed by billions of people around the globe, but you know what? Fuck that, because naked maids. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] If the Cracked blog has a weak point—and it doesn&#8217;t—it&#8217;s that we occasionally neglect subjects dear to the readerships&#8217; collective hearts. Yes, we reason, human rights violations in China require attention, but you know what’s more pressing? Gay babies. Sure, the World Cup is a cherished event viewed by billions of people around the globe, but you know what? Fuck that, because naked maids. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: lovebigbeauty</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nude-woman-steals-40k-in-jewelry-i-dont-even-want-to-know-where-she-hid-it/comment-page-2/#comment-34317</link>
		<dc:creator>lovebigbeauty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG! I found so many hot sexy vids @@P l u s M e e t . c o m, where so many big boob women, big booty women and big handsome men mingle together! You can also chat with the vid owner and view their blogs!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG! I found so many hot sexy vids @@P l u s M e e t . c o m, where so many big boob women, big booty women and big handsome men mingle together! You can also chat with the vid owner and view their blogs!</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nude-woman-steals-40k-in-jewelry-i-dont-even-want-to-know-where-she-hid-it/comment-page-2/#comment-34257</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I miss Jason Roeder. He was the Kurt Cobain of Cracked bloggers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I miss Jason Roeder. He was the Kurt Cobain of Cracked bloggers.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nude-woman-steals-40k-in-jewelry-i-dont-even-want-to-know-where-she-hid-it/comment-page-2/#comment-34252</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, Mexicans glued to their bed anyway.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, Mexicans glued to their bed anyway.</p>
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		<title>By: Neil</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nude-woman-steals-40k-in-jewelry-i-dont-even-want-to-know-where-she-hid-it/comment-page-2/#comment-34223</link>
		<dc:creator>Neil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:17:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm glad Ian's gone. This blog is significantly less racist towards mexicans since he's left. Still really racist, though. As long as Swaim is around he'll see to that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m glad Ian&#8217;s gone. This blog is significantly less racist towards mexicans since he&#8217;s left. Still really racist, though. As long as Swaim is around he&#8217;ll see to that.</p>
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		<title>By: Wallsy</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nude-woman-steals-40k-in-jewelry-i-dont-even-want-to-know-where-she-hid-it/comment-page-2/#comment-34110</link>
		<dc:creator>Wallsy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:27:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There was a company in the UK that offered a naked maid service. I can't find it now though, so maybe they went out of business.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There was a company in the UK that offered a naked maid service. I can&#8217;t find it now though, so maybe they went out of business.</p>
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		<title>By: Forsooth!</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nude-woman-steals-40k-in-jewelry-i-dont-even-want-to-know-where-she-hid-it/comment-page-2/#comment-34097</link>
		<dc:creator>Forsooth!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:18:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, I haven't Philip, but perhaps you'd like to check ouy some hot pics at Gladstonemingle.com?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, I haven&#8217;t Philip, but perhaps you&#8217;d like to check ouy some hot pics at Gladstonemingle.com?</p>
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		<title>By: Philip</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nude-woman-steals-40k-in-jewelry-i-dont-even-want-to-know-where-she-hid-it/comment-page-2/#comment-34082</link>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 00:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Have you ever found true love at http://www.muslimloving.com ? It is a interesting and funny place to singles who are seeking for true love and friends online.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever found true love at <a href="http://www.muslimloving.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.muslimloving.com</a> ? It is a interesting and funny place to singles who are seeking for true love and friends online.</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nude-woman-steals-40k-in-jewelry-i-dont-even-want-to-know-where-she-hid-it/comment-page-2/#comment-34059</link>
		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 19:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ian is a great man who was never truly understood by the masses. I bemoan his loss each day, but am happy knowing he's teaching Ethiopians how to play Jazz. 

Jason Roeder blogged for one day. But he's gone on to better things like humiliating me in Scrabulous on an almost daily basis.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ian is a great man who was never truly understood by the masses. I bemoan his loss each day, but am happy knowing he&#8217;s teaching Ethiopians how to play Jazz. </p>
<p>Jason Roeder blogged for one day. But he&#8217;s gone on to better things like humiliating me in Scrabulous on an almost daily basis.</p>
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