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Novelization of the Trailer for the Movie Battleship


Daniel O'Brien is Cracked.com's Senior Writer (ladies), and even though he thinks this movie looks like a pile of shit, he will still go see it (Rihanna).

For more from Dan, check out A Series of Dispatches From Jersey Shore's New Intern and Why Spider-Man Is a Dick.

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