Joss Stone is the new spokeswoman for Cabury’s Flake candy, and according to Starpulse, she’s using her chocolate pimp status to speak out against her critics. What’s she being criticized for? I took a close look at the commercial in question to get to the bottom of the controversy.
Gladstone’s Personal Weight loss update — Total Loss At Day 6: Two pounds.
Check out some more Gladstone over HERE. And starting March 12 (hopefully) you can vote for his latest YouTube video in the Sketchies II contest HERE.
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March 13th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I don’t know about that. I kind of thought they could be like Kolby beef or the geese they get pate’ from . They just kind of sit there and get force fed until they explode.
March 13th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
And well you should. I’m lookin’ hotter than JT in a beard.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Surprisingly? Most bloggers are pretty sedentary, photoallergic, basement dwellers (except you, Gladstone… I’m getting my toadying in early in anticipation of your impending godhood)… I’m surprised they have any nutritive value.
March 13th, 2008 at 5:47 am
Personally, i like the hurl and nutrageous joke but everything else about it gives me douche chills. I will update my trek to become a golden god every Monday. I know it’s hard, by you’ll just have to wait! Soon, i will be a rock hard killing machine, blog 5x a week, and devour my co-bloggers. (Who are surprisingly, not that caloric.)
March 13th, 2008 at 1:25 am
PS I’m pulling for you.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:25 am
I have rewatched this video several times now and this is definitely not your worst post ever.
How is the weight loss going? Mrs. glendoor42 lost 1 1/2 pounds this week. She is doing weight watchers and to date has lost 37 pounds since October.
She is about to lose 254 pounds(me) if we don’t get this car bullshit settled.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:11 am
Wasn’t AV Club that set of guys in high school that jacked off to scrambled PlayBoy? Simultaneously? In a circle? That’s what an AV club is, right?
March 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
I imagine that AV Club comment made them whoop with delight. And then continue reviewing whatever pretentious trash no one else reads/watches/listens to.
Seriously, the AV Club is basically Cracked with less dick jokes and more bands with a fanbase consisting of their immediate families and some guy named Larry who turns up to gigs to ‘look cool’.
They even have commentators telling the reviewers or writers what they should have included in their articles!
Goddamn plagiarism.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Sorry, the conjured imagery of laxative salds, coupled with the phrase splurge on an expensive hat was unnecessarily vivid.
March 11th, 2008 at 7:40 am
I agree with kingmonkey +1… they need to loosen up and splurge on an expensive hat.
March 11th, 2008 at 7:26 am
The AV club is making fun of us? Do they know they’re in an AV Club? Maybe they need to eat more laxative salads; loosen up a bit.
March 11th, 2008 at 3:13 am
*This was on AV Club*-Nads
The dreariest place ever
by Flashman
Wikipedia comment boards sound like the dreariest, most pedantic hell-holes anywhere on the Internet.
7:21 PM Mon March 10, 2008
RE: The dreariest place ever
by Elitist Trash.
No no, you’re thinking of Cracked.com.
*It did get a chuckle at of me*
March 10th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Women don’t just eat laxative salads? Shit.
March 10th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
CHOCOLATE?
WHAT THE HELL????
I’m sick of these famous women perpetuating the stereotype that we eat anything other than salad and laxatives.
March 10th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
yeah, i’m gonna be a sexy, unfunny, prepubescent boy toy!
March 10th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Well at least you lost two pounds.
March 10th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Who’s narrating you prepubescent boy toy?
March 10th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
I’d really like a Flake bar right about now, but that image from Norbit has caused me to rethink my choices.
March 10th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
I apologize for what might be my worst post ever. That Norbit cut was supposed to be her and then I’m like –whoa maybe she is fat. I apologize.
I could blame so many people. My infant son whose bouncy seat I was rocking while dictating, NY Governor Eliot Spitzer who was have sex with prostitutes while I was dictating….
but in the end, I blame Hannah Montana.