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Nothing Says Tasty Chocolate Like A Soulful, Barefoot, White Girl

Joss Stone is the new spokeswoman for Cabury's Flake candy, and according to Starpulse, she's using her chocolate pimp status to speak out against her critics. What's she being criticized for? I took a close look at the commercial in question to get to the bottom of the controversy.

Gladstone's Personal Weight loss update --- Total Loss At Day 6: Two pounds.


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