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	<title>Comments on: Nobody Ever Said Parenting Was Going To Be Easy: The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:22:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Brian</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-2/#comment-95867</link>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hope she dies in a violent crash, preferably in front of her house so her mother can be an eye witness.  Spoiled bitch should've been a blowjob.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope she dies in a violent crash, preferably in front of her house so her mother can be an eye witness.  Spoiled bitch should&#8217;ve been a blowjob.</p>
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		<title>By: cornflakes</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-2/#comment-95838</link>
		<dc:creator>cornflakes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:46:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Video has been removed. Again. This is bullshit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Video has been removed. Again. This is bullshit.</p>
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		<title>By: Scarlett</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-2/#comment-73083</link>
		<dc:creator>Scarlett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 13:06:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hello. Great job. This is a great story. Thanks!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello. Great job. This is a great story. Thanks!</p>
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		<title>By: Chloe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chloe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 13:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi, I can</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi, I can</p>
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		<title>By: digitalrushdude</title>
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		<dc:creator>digitalrushdude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow, i'm just reading the comments and already i wanna smack some sense into her, but i think a five-minute beating will not reverse a lifetime of being spoiled.

i drive a '70 volkswagen bug. yellow. the speedometer tops out at 90.
i love my car.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow, i&#8217;m just reading the comments and already i wanna smack some sense into her, but i think a five-minute beating will not reverse a lifetime of being spoiled.</p>
<p>i drive a &#8216;70 volkswagen bug. yellow. the speedometer tops out at 90.<br />
i love my car.</p>
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		<title>By: allie2590</title>
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		<dc:creator>allie2590</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 02:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, I think both the girl and her mom need a cunt punt. I mean, the girl got a CAR for her birthday and she's crying. A CAR. Most of us are lucky if we get a nice outfit or some decent spending money. But the mother should know better than to mess up her own daughter's birthday.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, I think both the girl and her mom need a cunt punt. I mean, the girl got a CAR for her birthday and she&#8217;s crying. A CAR. Most of us are lucky if we get a nice outfit or some decent spending money. But the mother should know better than to mess up her own daughter&#8217;s birthday.</p>
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		<title>By: Dan</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-2/#comment-59446</link>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 18:57:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This girl should be punched in the throat by a drunk longshoreman.  But so should the parents - kids aren't born like this, and they don't grow up in a vacuum.  Buying this cuntrag-wrapped-in-an-enigma-wrapped-in-a-mystery a Lexus obviously wasn't the FIRST ridiculous, unearned thing these douchebag parents bought her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This girl should be punched in the throat by a drunk longshoreman.  But so should the parents - kids aren&#8217;t born like this, and they don&#8217;t grow up in a vacuum.  Buying this cuntrag-wrapped-in-an-enigma-wrapped-in-a-mystery a Lexus obviously wasn&#8217;t the FIRST ridiculous, unearned thing these douchebag parents bought her.</p>
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		<title>By: Monkeypops</title>
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		<dc:creator>Monkeypops</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"I’d have put my foot so far in her ass, Nike would’ve wanted to sue her colon for trade mark infringement."

Hahahaha, amen to THAT!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I’d have put my foot so far in her ass, Nike would’ve wanted to sue her colon for trade mark infringement.&#8221;</p>
<p>Hahahaha, amen to THAT!</p>
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		<title>By: Georgia</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-2/#comment-50068</link>
		<dc:creator>Georgia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, stupid mom indeed, to have raised a daughter such as this!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, stupid mom indeed, to have raised a daughter such as this!</p>
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		<title>By: CJ</title>
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		<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I saw this video a while back when it was on MTV. I couldn't believe it. I was thrown-off by this little cunt's unappreciative attitude. More so, however... I couldn't believe that on (or both) of the parents didn't slap fire out of her. That's what should've happened. This little motherfucker gets a car that's worth more than most people make in 2 years and she throws a fit because she got it on the wrong day?!? Fuck that. I'd have put my foot so far in her ass, Nike would've wanted to sue her colon for trade mark infringement. Ungrateful cunt bitch.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw this video a while back when it was on MTV. I couldn&#8217;t believe it. I was thrown-off by this little cunt&#8217;s unappreciative attitude. More so, however&#8230; I couldn&#8217;t believe that on (or both) of the parents didn&#8217;t slap fire out of her. That&#8217;s what should&#8217;ve happened. This little motherfucker gets a car that&#8217;s worth more than most people make in 2 years and she throws a fit because she got it on the wrong day?!? Fuck that. I&#8217;d have put my foot so far in her ass, Nike would&#8217;ve wanted to sue her colon for trade mark infringement. Ungrateful cunt bitch.</p>
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