Nobody Ever Said Parenting Was Going To Be Easy: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
Girl's Mom Is A Stupid Fucking Idiot
You know what is the absolute worst? When your stupid fucking mom gives you your brand new Lexus ON THE WRONG DAY. Seriously. How hard is it to get that right, mom? Buy me the Lexus, throw me the party, then give me the Lexus ON THE DAY OF THE PARTY. Do I have to write it down for you? Christ.
That's why I don't understand why this video is titled "Spoiled Girl Cries Over Getting A Lexus." The problem isn't that she's spoiled; it's that her STUPID FUCKING IDIOT of a mother can't get the timing right.
You only turn 15 once. Most people get married more than once these days, so in a way, a 15th birthday is more special than a wedding. Considering that, I think it's totally understandable that this girl would want it to be absolutely perfect, and what could make your party more perfect than receiving a $60,000 gift that you aren't legally allowed to drive yet? It WOULD'VE been perfect, I guess... you know, if mom hadn't gone and fucked everything up. When you see shitty parenting like that it's just about enough to make you puke.
So when you read YouTube comments that say things like:
"Fucking. Stupid. Whore. I would fuck her up." - Suprcassanova
"Oh my god she cried for that? I hope you read this CHOKE ON A F*CKING DOG'S COCK spoiled bitch" - nefasto80
"I hope she gets pregnant." - RIShearer1985
Just remember that they're all misdirected. And if you're a 15 year old girl who cries when you receive a luxury car for your birthday, think about this video, reassure yourself that your mom is a total bitch who wants to ruin your life, then tell her you hate her and cry your little eyes out. You earned it, little princess!
well, let me put this delicately. You can have that car violently driven into your ass on your birthday. i'll even supply lube.
ReplyI know I'm late on this one, but this stuff ticks me off. I was 19 (actually, only 2 months before 20) when I got my first car. The reason why? I had to pay for the entire damn thing myself, plus the registration and insurance. And gas. My 2002 Focus is still going strong and I love that car, probably because I had to work damn hard to get it myself.
ReplyCome on, people. It doesn't help anyone for you to wish violent things on her. Really. If you're going to wish something bad on her how about "Going utterly broke, and never recovering financially.". I can't think of anything that would terrify a rich person more, than the prospect of not being rich anymore, ever.
ReplyI hope she dies in a violent crash, preferably in front of her house so her mother can be an eye witness. Spoiled bitch should've been a blowjob.
ReplyVideo has been removed. Again. This is bullshit.
ReplyHello. Great job. This is a great story. Thanks!
ReplyHi, I can
Replywow, i'm just reading the comments and already i wanna smack some sense into her, but i think a five-minute beating will not reverse a lifetime of being spoiled.
Replyi drive a '70 volkswagen bug. yellow. the speedometer tops out at 90.
i love my car.
Okay, I think both the girl and her mom need a cunt punt. I mean, the girl got a CAR for her birthday and she's crying. A CAR. Most of us are lucky if we get a nice outfit or some decent spending money. But the mother should know better than to mess up her own daughter's birthday.
ReplyThis girl should be punched in the throat by a drunk longshoreman. But so should the parents - kids aren't born like this, and they don't grow up in a vacuum. Buying this cuntrag-wrapped-in-an-enigma-wrapped-in-a-mystery a Lexus obviously wasn't the FIRST ridiculous, unearned thing these douchebag parents bought her.
Reply"I’d have put my foot so far in her ass, Nike would’ve wanted to sue her colon for trade mark infringement."
ReplyHahahaha, amen to THAT!
Yes, stupid mom indeed, to have raised a daughter such as this!
ReplyI saw this video a while back when it was on MTV. I couldn't believe it. I was thrown-off by this little cunt's unappreciative attitude. More so, however... I couldn't believe that on (or both) of the parents didn't slap fire out of her. That's what should've happened. This little motherfucker gets a car that's worth more than most people make in 2 years and she throws a fit because she got it on the wrong day?!? Fuck that. I'd have put my foot so far in her ass, Nike would've wanted to sue her colon for trade mark infringement. Ungrateful cunt bitch.
ReplyFor those of you who actually pity the girl & hate the mother (whatever your reasons), I have to wonder how many of you are similar to, if not the same, as that girl (this doesn't apply to those who are being sarcastic, though I can't tell which of you it might be).
ReplyFrankly, I don't even really want a car. Through several years of experience, I can honestly say that biking (a pedal-bike, not a motor bike) is just as fast as a car, as long as you are not on a highway; more fun (at least for me) & much more useful (you can go places a car can't, & you can, with experience, ignore many of the stoplights). Once I get a car, it'll be a basic Scion, with few if any add-ons, & I'll only ever use it for trips that REQUIRE me to use it.
Lyk, ZOMG!111 dat dam muthur!11 she nu betur!1!!1!
Reply(Translation for the sane: Like, OMG! That damn mother! She knew better!!!!)
I know a lot of you acknowledged that she was only 15 and therefore TOO F**KING YOUNG TO DRIVE, but I'd like to acknowledge that agian. WHY did her parents even BUY her a Lexus? I got a used hand-me-down Toyota Corolla, and I'm happy with it (even though it goes from 0-50 in maybe a minute...) But yeah, her behavior DOES originate from her parents. I mean, my parents raised me to be grateful for what I have/get, so her parents must've raised her to be all f**ked up, and scream at her mother when she got her a, what... $60,000 car on the wrong day. Super Sweet 16, right? Only in America... ungrateful children...
Dammit, how would any of you people like to be given a car that you wouldn't be able to drive for a FULL YEAR!? She's a 15 year old GIRL, probably already emotional, who just got the equivalent of a lap dance for dudes. She could look all she wants, but can't actually do anything with it. I'd be pissed as hell, too.
ReplyWOW i hate my life. My sister is just like that and did that same thing two out of the FIVE times my parents bought her a new car and once out of the two times they bought one of her various boyfriends a new car. They paid for insurance gas even that one guy's hospital bill. Of course four of these gifts came on her birthday and i shit you not one on mine. Imagine the look on my face when I saw that Corvette C6 in the driveway. Damn that burned too. Well when it came time for me to get a car guess what happened, if you guessed that I had to pay for it myself insurance and gas to. But did I cry once, no not even one little tear I just buried down deep and there it stayed until I saw that video. I think the only thing that kept it there was the very firm beleif that my sister was the anti-christ and that she was the only person in the world who could act so deplorably. I'm not making any of this shit up either. Well... I'm gonna go shoot myself in the face, good-bye world
ReplyI got my first car when I was 17. This was 2005. This was a hand me down car- Was my aunt's.. Then my parents'.. Then my sisters.. Then finally it was mine.
Reply1986 Chevrolet Nova. Died in 2007 at the ripe old age of 22. Might I add this wasn't one of the old badass Novas, this was the Toyota Corolla/Chevy Nova Nova. Ugly, and rusted, it was zippy as all get out though.
God I loved that car.
Professor The Guy, that is a horrible thing to wish on anyone. She's just a teen. Maybe she needs counseling. I wouldn't even wish dismemberment on my worst enemy. You've got some issues.
Reply@Bryan
ReplyWhen I turned 16 and finished high school, my dad helped me find a car to buy (i paid for every cent of it, and its rego).
Little red Daewoo... w00t!