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	<title>Comments on: Nobody Ever Said Being A National Joke Was Going To Be Easy: The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:46:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Cheater Makes Up</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-124491</link>
		<dc:creator>Cheater Makes Up</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hello, I found your blog in a new directory of blogs. I dont know how your blog came up, must have been a typo, Your relationship blog looks good. Have a nice day. keep teh content coming...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello, I found your blog in a new directory of blogs. I dont know how your blog came up, must have been a typo, Your relationship blog looks good. Have a nice day. keep teh content coming&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Lingerie fine</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-123747</link>
		<dc:creator>Lingerie fine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Great post...&lt;/strong&gt;

Jose...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Great post&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>Jose&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Year One Online</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-95058</link>
		<dc:creator>Year One Online</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This topic is quite trendy on the Internet right now. What do you pay   attention to when choosing what to write  ?
p.s. Year One is already on the Internet and you can watch it for free.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This topic is quite trendy on the Internet right now. What do you pay   attention to when choosing what to write  ?<br />
p.s. Year One is already on the Internet and you can watch it for free.</p>
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		<title>By: john brightman</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-90741</link>
		<dc:creator>john brightman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 20:05:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HI looks very interesting! bookmarked your blog.         john brightman</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HI looks very interesting! bookmarked your blog.         john brightman</p>
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		<title>By: sexybigJullia</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-34231</link>
		<dc:creator>sexybigJullia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>not funny at all. And I heared some romors saying that Gary is seeking sexy big beauty at PlusMeet. c o m__, where many sexy big boob women and big handsome men mingle together!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>not funny at all. And I heared some romors saying that Gary is seeking sexy big beauty at PlusMeet. c o m__, where many sexy big boob women and big handsome men mingle together!</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-28823</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 12:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know, I'd still kill to have Gary's level of celebrity. In fact, some people say I already have. Some people better know to keep their mouthes shut.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, I&#8217;d still kill to have Gary&#8217;s level of celebrity. In fact, some people say I already have. Some people better know to keep their mouthes shut.</p>
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		<title>By: Jonathan</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-28453</link>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 02:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'D fuck her.  But that's not saying much.  My experience with beastly redheads is that they're usually awesome in the sack, which makes up for whatever other shortcomings they almost always have (and I'm sure they say the same about me, except for the "awesome in the sack" part).  But then if one must avoid the sack...hmm.  Poor Gary, indeed.  He should have managed his money better, no?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;D fuck her.  But that&#8217;s not saying much.  My experience with beastly redheads is that they&#8217;re usually awesome in the sack, which makes up for whatever other shortcomings they almost always have (and I&#8217;m sure they say the same about me, except for the &#8220;awesome in the sack&#8221; part).  But then if one must avoid the sack&#8230;hmm.  Poor Gary, indeed.  He should have managed his money better, no?</p>
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		<title>By: MoreScotch4Me</title>
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		<dc:creator>MoreScotch4Me</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 01:36:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I too, am loving her with my brain.  It's something she can't see.  But I do it all the time.  Sometimes six or seven times a day.  She is too beautiful to be here, and should go home, with me, and my brain.  My massive, long brain.

Say what you want about Gary's failing life, but the man is a love poet the likes nobody will ever know.  And that's why he has a semi-attractive wife that he doesn't even feel like boning.  Because he kicks that much ass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I too, am loving her with my brain.  It&#8217;s something she can&#8217;t see.  But I do it all the time.  Sometimes six or seven times a day.  She is too beautiful to be here, and should go home, with me, and my brain.  My massive, long brain.</p>
<p>Say what you want about Gary&#8217;s failing life, but the man is a love poet the likes nobody will ever know.  And that&#8217;s why he has a semi-attractive wife that he doesn&#8217;t even feel like boning.  Because he kicks that much ass.</p>
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		<title>By: Jester21</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jester21</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 01:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wern't these two just on the TODAY show like a few weeks ago, professing thier love and crap? (I know Colman was, and I think it's the same red headed beast woman) I remember them saying something to the effect that they hadn't had sex yet. When did this episode of Divorce Court air?

Also, @ Ross: "Perhaps most importantly, will I end up on Divorce Court with my beastly ginger wife and talk about my inability to get an erection on national television? Is that’s what’s going to happen to me?! "

Sorry to hear about your impotence. You know, they make drugs for that now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wern&#8217;t these two just on the TODAY show like a few weeks ago, professing thier love and crap? (I know Colman was, and I think it&#8217;s the same red headed beast woman) I remember them saying something to the effect that they hadn&#8217;t had sex yet. When did this episode of Divorce Court air?</p>
<p>Also, @ Ross: &#8220;Perhaps most importantly, will I end up on Divorce Court with my beastly ginger wife and talk about my inability to get an erection on national television? Is that’s what’s going to happen to me?! &#8221;</p>
<p>Sorry to hear about your impotence. You know, they make drugs for that now.</p>
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		<title>By: FabMElous</title>
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		<dc:creator>FabMElous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 00:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not that I watch the Tyra Banks show or anything, but this one time I was REALLY bored and had read everything on Cracked so I may have watched some of it. Anyway. Gary was on it with this redhead lady talking about how they finally found love and stuff. So that makes it extra sad to watch this.

Extra sad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not that I watch the Tyra Banks show or anything, but this one time I was REALLY bored and had read everything on Cracked so I may have watched some of it. Anyway. Gary was on it with this redhead lady talking about how they finally found love and stuff. So that makes it extra sad to watch this.</p>
<p>Extra sad.</p>
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