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	<title>Comments on: Nobody Ever Said Being A Porn Star Was Going To Be Easy: The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: RayBonga</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nobody-ever-said-being-a-porn-star-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-40557</link>
		<dc:creator>RayBonga</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Amazing, I'm going to use this line from now on</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amazing, I&#8217;m going to use this line from now on</p>
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		<title>By: lovebigbeauty</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nobody-ever-said-being-a-porn-star-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-35125</link>
		<dc:creator>lovebigbeauty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:12:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi guys, no matter you admit it or not, you have stronger sexual drive for big boob&#38;big booty women @@@ PlusMeet.c o m___ and U even watch the hot sexy vidoes there even at the work time!!! LOL....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi guys, no matter you admit it or not, you have stronger sexual drive for big boob&amp;big booty women @@@ PlusMeet.c o m___ and U even watch the hot sexy vidoes there even at the work time!!! LOL&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Ranger</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/nobody-ever-said-being-a-porn-star-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-29828</link>
		<dc:creator>Ranger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 08:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&#38;catid=11&#38;sku=ENGL--CD00330

Why DO they call a Pap Smear a Pap Smear?!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&amp;catid=11&amp;sku=ENGL--CD00330" rel="nofollow">http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&amp;catid=11&amp;sku=ENGL&#8211;CD00330</a></p>
<p>Why DO they call a Pap Smear a Pap Smear?!</p>
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		<title>By: nick!</title>
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		<dc:creator>nick!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 17:49:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lazenby wasn't that bad; he was only in one flick, right after connery left the series, and in it, Bond actually gets married (and then becomes a widower ten seconds later).  a lot of people disliked it, because, hey, Bond doesn't get married, but it was based on a book, so, there wasn't a lot that he could do about it.

also, man, that guy was pure guts!  a gigantic garter snake, surely mutated by something, is a terrifying prospect.  I applaud his bravery, seriously.  how do you spell hero?  I'll tell you; t-h-a-t-g-u-y.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lazenby wasn&#8217;t that bad; he was only in one flick, right after connery left the series, and in it, Bond actually gets married (and then becomes a widower ten seconds later).  a lot of people disliked it, because, hey, Bond doesn&#8217;t get married, but it was based on a book, so, there wasn&#8217;t a lot that he could do about it.</p>
<p>also, man, that guy was pure guts!  a gigantic garter snake, surely mutated by something, is a terrifying prospect.  I applaud his bravery, seriously.  how do you spell hero?  I&#8217;ll tell you; t-h-a-t-g-u-y.</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
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		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 12:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>James Bond fans get genuinely upset about James Bond. Like when a new movie comes out and you think, neat-o, a new James Bond movie, then you spend 8.00 to go see it and it's Die Another Day and you realize how badly the creators of James Bond hate you, and how much they want to hurt you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>James Bond fans get genuinely upset about James Bond. Like when a new movie comes out and you think, neat-o, a new James Bond movie, then you spend 8.00 to go see it and it&#8217;s Die Another Day and you realize how badly the creators of James Bond hate you, and how much they want to hurt you.</p>
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		<title>By: ColdCalfCity</title>
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		<dc:creator>ColdCalfCity</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah. Ok. But does George Lazenby count? Wasn't he in one movie?

Yeah, Majesty's Secret Service I think. i remember liking that one as a kid but only because it was on a mountain, as opposed to a boat like goldeneye.

I just hate Roger Moore.

I was kidding by the way, onodera. No one gets that genuinely upset about James Bond. I think...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah. Ok. But does George Lazenby count? Wasn&#8217;t he in one movie?</p>
<p>Yeah, Majesty&#8217;s Secret Service I think. i remember liking that one as a kid but only because it was on a mountain, as opposed to a boat like goldeneye.</p>
<p>I just hate Roger Moore.</p>
<p>I was kidding by the way, onodera. No one gets that genuinely upset about James Bond. I think&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: chiemilin</title>
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		<dc:creator>chiemilin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't usually watch the video clips cuz they're blocked at my work... I'm so glad I found out about btunnel.com.  Now I get the full effect from these articles, and that was so worth it.  I'm gonna watch it again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t usually watch the video clips cuz they&#8217;re blocked at my work&#8230; I&#8217;m so glad I found out about btunnel.com.  Now I get the full effect from these articles, and that was so worth it.  I&#8217;m gonna watch it again.</p>
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		<title>By: Jonathan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is it just me, or was that garter snake somewhat larger and more aggressive than the average garter snake?  I find it amusing that they went through the trouble to give it the correct markings to add to the overall realism of this film.  I can see the director now going "No, no, you dumbasses!  The ones with the yellow stripes are indigenous to the Northeast!  Someone get me a competent herpetologist to paint this fake snake so this doesn't get panned by the critics!"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it just me, or was that garter snake somewhat larger and more aggressive than the average garter snake?  I find it amusing that they went through the trouble to give it the correct markings to add to the overall realism of this film.  I can see the director now going &#8220;No, no, you dumbasses!  The ones with the yellow stripes are indigenous to the Northeast!  Someone get me a competent herpetologist to paint this fake snake so this doesn&#8217;t get panned by the critics!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Onodera</title>
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		<dc:creator>Onodera</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ColdCalfCity: I was talking about the lead into sex... Bond is full of crappy puns that Jr. High boys think are sly. Basically, the same line the man in the video makes about his trouser snake is a typical Bond line.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ColdCalfCity: I was talking about the lead into sex&#8230; Bond is full of crappy puns that Jr. High boys think are sly. Basically, the same line the man in the video makes about his trouser snake is a typical Bond line.</p>
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		<title>By: Nash</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think the important questions are not being addressed here, like can you shave your balls with an electric razor?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think the important questions are not being addressed here, like can you shave your balls with an electric razor?</p>
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