No HBN Today.
Hi, blogging to you from my Mac again because apparently Back To School season is a bad time to buy a laptop online and expect to receive it in a prompt fashion. To recap, my HBN supercomputer fell to pieces. My blogging software is not compatible with my other computer - a Mac. Accordingly, there is no HBN this week. "But G-Stone," you ask. "Can't Cracked just FedEX you one from it's large empire?" To you I reply, "Have you been listening? We're talking about a company that STILL hasn't supplied me with my requested scantily-clad HBN assistants." Seriously. I have no idea how they expect me to work without them.
So I'm sorry. No HBN today. And possibly no HBN next week unless that new computer comes in the mail.
I know it's disappointing. Unless you're one of those that think I suck. Then today can be viewed as kind of a national holiday. In the meantime, if you don't think I suck then why not become my Facebook friend and tell me just how much i've disappointed you? And by that I mean send me dirty pictures.
There is also something of an ahem "fan club" that I did not start, but which is presently filled with 25 of the smartes, sexiest, most beautiful people you've ever seen. And you can join that too. And by join that I mean send me dirty pictures.
Gladstone wants to be your special friend. Check out some more of his stuff HERE and OVER HERE and HERE TOO.
Every time i come here I am not dissapointed, nice post
ReplyMacHaggis, I never said I'd still respect you in the morning. What I said was I wouldn't repsect you any less. There's a big difference there.
ReplyOh yea, I'm gonna need that 20.00 back. I didn't mean to leave it there, I just don't have any pockets in the moose costume.
Buy my book! (The Kama Moosetra)
"Someone once wrote that the moose is a surprisingly gentle lover."
Replykingmonkey+1 you know who wrote that, that was you!!!! In your infamous book
"The Karma Moosesutra.".
Wait! P-S Ross was molested by a policeman and I got "gored" by a Regal Simian? You know, you promised to respect me in the morning as well but, that never happened.
ReplyI thought a talking moose was strange, but I went with it. And now that I think about it, why would a Moose have a wallet and leave $20.00 tucked into my waistband?
Shit.
P.S. You were wonderful... call me?
Last!!!!
ReplyYou anti-moosites are really pissing me off. Someone once wrote that the moose is a surprisingly gentle lover. When I wear my costume, I try to be as gentle as I can. MacHaggis, I'm sorry if it hurt.
ReplyProbably broke your computer in one of your racist rallies you attend regularly. Damn racist!
ReplyDude I love Mooses (Meece? Moose?) I have no problem with them. except that one who gave me iHerpes (ur welcome Res_Ipsa)
ReplyThat wasn't from the moose by the way, the gamekeeper on that piece of land really likes it rough MacHaggis. I too noticed something was up the way the police never turned up like he said they were going to and I had to take my trousers off.
ReplyAnd he doesn't call the next day either.
J-Pappi, I only make it with Sheep and Cattle when drunk. The first and only time I tried to get it on with a moose... well, let's just say I'm still getting plastic surgery on my a-hole to reduce the scar.
ReplyGladstone I love you. I hope they hurry with your computer so that you can go back to forcing you hatefull opinions on everyone.
ReplyHeck yes southern girls are hot. I'm a southern girl, and your right glendoor, I'm mostly irish. Strawberry blond hair and everything.
Reply@ Gladstone
ReplyMine is the one that says Love MJ at the end (It's my secret identity)
And I have added you as a friend, I like to think all my other friends will be impressed by my famous Facebook connections (aka you) but to be honest I'm not entirely sure all of them (any of them?) will know who you are.
that was supposed to say 'with strong ties in the U.S.'
ReplyDammit, us Panzer-Stiers are a proud and noble family with . I mean, my cousin Groß-Bär James lives in New York, my uncle Axt-Kämpfer Ian and aunt Swartzwind Leanne both live in Pittsburg.
ReplyHmmm... I wouldn't have thought Panzer-Stier would be such a common name in the US.
Reply"MSchmahl Says:
August 11th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
No HBN? Oh no, the terrorists (by which I mean Dan the Man) have won!"
I'ts true; if you stop hating, you've given in to terror.
.......Damn.
ReplyI do actually know that too, most of our lowland clan ended up in Texas. There's six guys with my exact name in one area of Dallas according to a Texas phone book.
I'm sort of flirting with this girl from Utah, which I know isn't Southern, but I think Western girls have the same deal?
Ross probably around 75% of Southern women are of soft Irish or Scottish Celtic charm or the Scot Irish mix that the English ran out of England about 200 years or so ago.
ReplyMJ-89, the kafka picture is my facebook picture. Feel free to add away. I'm not sure which wall comment is yours.
ReplySo here's an update: Due to Cracked's assistance helping me through this temporary technological wrinkle, a new HBN on Monday seems likely.
Thanks for all the friend requests guys. Now, I'm gonna be the most popular boy in my junior high school!!!
Damn. No Hate by Numbers... I really do look forward to your weekly barroom commentaries on the most annoying people on Earth.
ReplyYou will tell me the name of this company that has defecated on Hate by Numbers.
You will tell me... and I will make things happen.
Bad things. (To them, not you.)