Comments on: Nikko Electronics Unveils The Most Effective Birth Control Ever: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/nikko-electronics-unveils-the-most-effective-birth-control-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:09:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Panzier-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/nikko-electronics-unveils-the-most-effective-birth-control-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-30253 Panzier-Stier Ross Sat, 10 May 2008 11:00:27 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1226#comment-30253 When I think of Casnadian women I think of Trish Stratus if that helps. When I think of Casnadian women I think of Trish Stratus if that helps.

]]> By: lbh http://www.cracked.com/blog/nikko-electronics-unveils-the-most-effective-birth-control-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-30189 lbh Sat, 10 May 2008 00:51:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1226#comment-30189 Not that I know of, but I'm then woefully ignorant about Canadian pop-starlets. She did cut all that hair off didn't she, so maybe? I've always thought she was attractive in a slightly horsey kind of way. Not that I'm a lesbian or anything, because I'm TOTALLY NOT gay. Really. Truely. Soooo not a lesbian. ummm.... well, anyway. The truth is I thought that you might be rebelling against Mrs. Glendoor's latest visit lasting a bit too long, by fantasizing about Casnadian women. I just threw Alanis into the mix because... a. She's the only other Casnadian woman I could think of b. She has a new CD out. Not that I know of, but I’m then woefully ignorant about Canadian pop-starlets. She did cut all that hair off didn’t she, so maybe? I’ve always thought she was attractive in a slightly horsey kind of way. Not that I’m a lesbian or anything, because I’m TOTALLY NOT gay. Really. Truely. Soooo not a lesbian. ummm…. well, anyway.

The truth is I thought that you might be rebelling against Mrs. Glendoor’s latest visit lasting a bit too long, by fantasizing about Casnadian women. I just threw Alanis into the mix because…

a. She’s the only other Casnadian woman I could think of
b. She has a new CD out.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/nikko-electronics-unveils-the-most-effective-birth-control-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-30150 kingmonkey +1 Fri, 09 May 2008 21:17:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1226#comment-30150 Why, is Alanis a tranny? Why, is Alanis a tranny?

]]> By: gryu http://www.cracked.com/blog/nikko-electronics-unveils-the-most-effective-birth-control-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-30135 gryu Fri, 09 May 2008 20:20:15 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1226#comment-30135 I have no idea WTF is happening here. R2D2 to humping Alanis Morrisette? No, wait, let me read that bit again.... I have no idea WTF is happening here. R2D2 to humping Alanis Morrisette? No, wait, let me read that bit again….

]]> By: lbh http://www.cracked.com/blog/nikko-electronics-unveils-the-most-effective-birth-control-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-30111 lbh Fri, 09 May 2008 18:33:24 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1226#comment-30111 Actually I was going to suggest some good old fashion dry-humping, with Alanis Morissette's new CD playing in the backround. Actually I was going to suggest some good old fashion dry-humping, with Alanis Morissette’s new CD playing in the backround.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/nikko-electronics-unveils-the-most-effective-birth-control-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-30099 kingmonkey +1 Fri, 09 May 2008 16:37:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1226#comment-30099 Oh... okay. In a way I'm a little disappointed. Thi sjust sort of dashes all those dreams of me sleeping with Avril the Tranny. And before you suggest she just get a strap-on... it just wouldn't be the same. Oh… okay. In a way I’m a little disappointed. Thi sjust sort of dashes all those dreams of me sleeping with Avril the Tranny.

And before you suggest she just get a strap-on… it just wouldn’t be the same.

]]> By: lbh http://www.cracked.com/blog/nikko-electronics-unveils-the-most-effective-birth-control-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-30093 lbh Fri, 09 May 2008 16:14:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1226#comment-30093 I checked just for fun. Your trousers are spared. I checked just for fun. Your trousers are spared.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/nikko-electronics-unveils-the-most-effective-birth-control-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-30084 kingmonkey +1 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:02:19 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1226#comment-30084 Victoria's Secret Catalogue? How analog! You really must be old, lbh. The first Star Wars must have come to theatres on your 80th birthday. These days we can just log into VictoriasSecret.com, like any self-respecting masturbator. Or www.AvrilLavigneHasAPenis.com. I will literally shit myself if that turns out to be a real web site. Victoria’s Secret Catalogue? How analog! You really must be old, lbh. The first Star Wars must have come to theatres on your 80th birthday.

These days we can just log into VictoriasSecret.com, like any self-respecting masturbator. Or http://www.AvrilLavigneHasAPenis.com.

I will literally shit myself if that turns out to be a real web site.

]]> By: lbh http://www.cracked.com/blog/nikko-electronics-unveils-the-most-effective-birth-control-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-30056 lbh Fri, 09 May 2008 13:33:19 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1226#comment-30056 Additional commentary from a Real Live Woman: Well now we know how glendoor42 spent his tax rebate. I really don't think I'd mind all that much if my guy bought one of these. Though, I'd probably laugh my ass off when he brought it home and set it up. The only issues that are troublesome for me are 1. It looks like it could be a trip hazard and, trust me, at my age there's nothing funny about hip replacement. 2. The size of Millenium Falcon shaped remote control will make it difficult to hide. 3. How is that guys these days need ever more ridiculously expensive gadgets to facilitate masturbation ? What ever happened slipping off with a copy of the latest Victoria Secret catalogue ? Additional commentary from a Real Live Woman:

Well now we know how glendoor42 spent his tax rebate.

I really don’t think I’d mind all that much if my guy bought one of these. Though, I’d probably laugh my ass off when he brought it home and set it up. The only issues that are troublesome for me are

1. It looks like it could be a trip hazard and, trust me, at my age there’s nothing funny about hip replacement.

2. The size of Millenium Falcon shaped remote control will make it difficult to hide.

3. How is that guys these days need ever more ridiculously expensive gadgets to facilitate masturbation ? What ever happened slipping off with a copy of the latest Victoria Secret catalogue ?

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/nikko-electronics-unveils-the-most-effective-birth-control-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-30017 Andy Pants Fri, 09 May 2008 06:26:38 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1226#comment-30017 Ah, but can I connect it to my kindel? Ah, but can I connect it to my kindel?

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