Nikko Electronics Unveils The Most Effective Birth Control Ever: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
If you're like me, you're sick and tired of watching stuff on a regular TV. In fact, if you're like me, you're fed up with even HAVING a TV at this point. I don't care if it's an old CRT with rabbit ears or one o' them fancy-pants LCD whatsits hangin' on the wall; either way it's time to call up the Salvation Army or Goodwill or whatever and have them haul that embarrassing hunk of garbage out of your house. It's 2008, and regular TVs are for poor people. You have discerning tastes, you have disposable income, and dagnabit, you deserve a projector that's shaped like R2-D2.
And we have the technology. Thanks, Nikko Home Electronics.
Complete with inputs for a variety of analog & digital signals, built in speakers, and a projector that can crank out a 260 inch-wide picture, the R2-D2 Digital Audio & Video Projector is 100% guaranteed to fill that void in your empty apartment that your ex-girlfriend left when she moved out on you because you bought an R2-D2 Digital Audio & Video Projector. Gut-wrenching loneliness got you down? Try the Millenium Falcon remote control. Crippling depression and abandonment issues bubbling to the surface after years of suppression? Did I mention the iPod dock?
The R2-D2 is also able to recline and project a signal onto your ceiling. For example, if you had a home movie of you and your ex having a picnic together, and you wanted to project it onto the ceiling above the bed that the two of you used to share so you could watch it while crying and masturbating at the same time, the R2-D2 Digital Audio & Video Projector could TOTALLY handle that without a problem.
You could also use it to watch one of the many fine Star Wars films. Or Terminator 2, Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol, or Look Who's Talking Too. Or any other movie you wanted to watch, really. They would all probably work.
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ReplyWhen I think of Casnadian women I think of Trish Stratus if that helps.
ReplyNot that I know of, but I'm then woefully ignorant about Canadian pop-starlets. She did cut all that hair off didn't she, so maybe? I've always thought she was attractive in a slightly horsey kind of way. Not that I'm a lesbian or anything, because I'm TOTALLY NOT gay. Really. Truely. Soooo not a lesbian. ummm.... well, anyway.
ReplyThe truth is I thought that you might be rebelling against Mrs. Glendoor's latest visit lasting a bit too long, by fantasizing about Casnadian women. I just threw Alanis into the mix because...
a. She's the only other Casnadian woman I could think of
b. She has a new CD out.
Why, is Alanis a tranny?
ReplyI have no idea WTF is happening here. R2D2 to humping Alanis Morrisette? No, wait, let me read that bit again....
ReplyActually I was going to suggest some good old fashion dry-humping, with Alanis Morissette's new CD playing in the backround.
ReplyOh... okay. In a way I'm a little disappointed. Thi sjust sort of dashes all those dreams of me sleeping with Avril the Tranny.
ReplyAnd before you suggest she just get a strap-on... it just wouldn't be the same.
I checked just for fun. Your trousers are spared.
ReplyAdditional commentary from a Real Live Woman:
ReplyWell now we know how glendoor42 spent his tax rebate.
I really don't think I'd mind all that much if my guy bought one of these. Though, I'd probably laugh my ass off when he brought it home and set it up. The only issues that are troublesome for me are
1. It looks like it could be a trip hazard and, trust me, at my age there's nothing funny about hip replacement.
2. The size of Millenium Falcon shaped remote control will make it difficult to hide.
3. How is that guys these days need ever more ridiculously expensive gadgets to facilitate masturbation ? What ever happened slipping off with a copy of the latest Victoria Secret catalogue ?
Ah, but can I connect it to my kindel?
ReplyI would write a witty retort but I'm busy right now trying to program my my R2-D2 projection television unit and Professor Boat Ho is asking me which bikini top matches her eyes. SHE IS NAKED BY THE WAY.
ReplyRoss, I think my confusion came because I realized that the invers of my statement would be if you tried to be more of a girl, you would be even less of a girl. My brain was caught on a logic loop, and I spent the rest of the day flashing 12:00... 12:00... 12:00...
ReplyLBH is right... but since she answered first, A Real Live Girl loses by default. She is not in fact a real live girl, but some guy pretending to be one on Cracked with the implied purpose of seducing Star Wars loving nerds. How low is that? No really, I mean it; how low is that? I've never heard of something that sad.
glendoor42... your wife is very upset with you right now. When we got up this morning, she asked me to let you know. Then she muttered something in Hungarian which I couldn't make out through the material of my moose costume.
He's Casnadia, who give a shit what he thinks. Plus he likes to have sex with my wife so his tastes can't be that great.
Reply@kingmonkey +1: "What would a girl wear to accesorize an ivory coloured pant suit?"...
ReplyHer "Clinton '08" campaign pin ?
Although, as a real live woman, I wouldn't be caught dead wearing either. The former because I'm an Autumn and the latter because...umm...well, it just ain't gonna happen. Frankly, for some reason I'm not quite sure of, I find it vaguely upsetting that kingmonkey came up with that.
On a completely unrelated note I'm never walking through a field of thornbushes again.
ReplyBut it's hot outside, and I need the breeze.
ReplyAhhhh, refreshing.
If you'll notice a A Real Live Girl didn't answer either one of you. And Ross if you would stop wearing kilts, kingmonkey +1 probably would not make assumptions like that about you.
ReplyI'm guessing you're saying I couldn't be less of a girl if I tried.
ReplyI think.
Hmmm... That sentence makes no sense to me, now that I read it.
ReplyI don't think you could be less of a girl if you tried, Ross.
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