Nikko Electronics Unveils The Most Effective Birth Control Ever: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
If you're like me, you're sick and tired of watching stuff on a regular TV. In fact, if you're like me, you're fed up with even HAVING a TV at this point. I don't care if it's an old CRT with rabbit ears or one o' them fancy-pants LCD whatsits hangin' on the wall; either way it's time to call up the Salvation Army or Goodwill or whatever and have them haul that embarrassing hunk of garbage out of your house. It's 2008, and regular TVs are for poor people. You have discerning tastes, you have disposable income, and dagnabit, you deserve a projector that's shaped like R2-D2.
And we have the technology. Thanks,
Nikko Home Electronics.
Complete with inputs for a variety of analog & digital signals, built in speakers, and a projector that can crank out a 260 inch-wide picture, the R2-D2 Digital Audio & Video Projector is 100% guaranteed to fill that void in your empty apartment that your ex-girlfriend left when she moved out on you because you bought an R2-D2 Digital Audio & Video Projector. Gut-wrenching loneliness got you down? Try the Millenium Falcon remote control. Crippling depression and abandonment issues bubbling to the surface after years of suppression? Did I mention the iPod dock?
The R2-D2 is also able to recline and project a signal onto your ceiling. For example, if you had a home movie of you and your ex having a picnic together, and you wanted to project it onto the ceiling above the bed that the two of you used to share so you could watch it while crying and masturbating at the same time, the R2-D2 Digital Audio & Video Projector could TOTALLY handle that without a problem.
You could also use it to watch one of the many fine Star Wars films. Or Terminator 2, Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol, or Look Who's Talking Too. Or any other movie you wanted to watch, really. They would all probably work.
