My Brief Time as the Cat in the Hat
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Can you do a my brief time as a member of forks highschool....i need the lulz
ReplyIs it normal that I sang this to the rhythm of "Feeling Good" by Muse? .. Sounded so f**king impressive!!
ReplyMy favorite columnist at work again. The whole story had a perfect rhyming pattern and was both brilliant and funny. The ending tied everything up with a big red bow. Great work. If only Dr. Suess had some talent in the first place.
Reply Hide All See All 8 Replieshow can you dis on dr suess the mans a classic. and all classics are the s**t
well exept if twilight becomes a classic among people then the world shall implode.
Yeah, don't be dissin Dr. Suess dude.
You're joking, right? Do you know what Seuss did? He had a hidden message in EVERY ONE of his stories. F*ck, Green Eggs and Ham was written because his publisher dared him to write a story only using 50 of the same words. He used 49. That is exactly 49 times more BA than you.
He also tested his editor in a draft of one of his books by including the words "masturbating kangaroo."
Only one of you spelled Seuss right, and it really makes me think that Enilorac is the only one who knows what he's talking about.
thisis straight trolling. only a monster don't like the dr.
I gave you the lone thumbs up before I finished the last sentence. f**k you man, the Suess was the shiz
after KILLING the Peanuts gang a while back, raping lucy's cat or whatever.., now this, why cherished childhood memories?, I LOVE Suess, Im torn between slightly funny, to "Yo man..not cool"
ReplyHe got Encyclopedia Brown too but the little nerd deserved it.
And DOB, you were a little too generous with that censored bar.
So... you see the title that tells you it's about the Cat in the Hat. You don't want that memory ruined, so you... don't read the article! What a brilliant idea!
The end was the best part. All I have to say is, DO THISWITH TWILIGHT, PLEASE
Replythe ending was brilliant.
PISS!THIS IS PISS!
Replydudemanpig: awesome screen name
i love this, this is f**king comedy gold keep writing for cracked!
Replyf**king hilarious, btw nice photoshoping or whatever you did to the pictures.
ReplyThat... was sexy.
ReplyDamn sexy.
Mr. O'Brien is a Weapon of Mass Seduction.
Awesome. How about:
Reply"My brief time as a spambot"
"My brief time as a UFO or ghost hunter"
If that drawing was to scale you and the kids would be eye to eye. ZEEEEEEEKKK!!!
ReplyI am beginning to notice a growing gap between how cool Dan O'Brien is... and how cool he thinks he is.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesI'm not. Dan O'Brien is f**king cool.
People think he's much cooler than he does?
the only people who think vertically-challenged spider-man dorks are cool are other vertically-challenged spider-man dorks. and DOB. and me, for that matter.
agreed...this was crap...he makes me laugh elsewhere though
Delicious.
Replyswaim should have done a run in
Reply:D Pure CLassic
Replyhmm odd
ReplyA little short but I guess the actual book wasn't that long.
ReplyWay to be true all over your source material, DOB.
Awesome DOB, but I'm honestly surprised you didn't bring a prostitute from Whoville with you.
ReplyOr at least one gay joke.
Oh Daniel. I'm undeniably in love with you.
ReplyI think I was expecting more MILF banging.
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