Dear Regina,
I heard the song you left on my voicemail this morning. And even though I couldn’t actually understand any of the words you were singing, I took it to mean you were sad about our break up. You’re right. I handled it badly, and I’m sorry. Let me try to explain.
I know that on paper we’re great. That all signs point to yes, but just because you and I were thrown together by eHarmony’s online compatibility survey is no reason to stay together.
A relationship is more than just answers to some standardized test. It’s about chemistry (and no, not a chemistry test. I know how you like to have fun with words).
Believe me, Gina-belle, this wasn’t easy for me. I wanted it to work. Everywhere I went, people told me I’m supposed to love you. That I should really give you a chance. That you are so unique and, like, totally amazing. And I tried. Honestly, I have, but … well, I don’t know. I must be missing something.
Like the night you invited me over and made dinner. I think it was some kind of traditional Russian borscht, but you did something wacky to it, right? Like, you added Nathan’s hot dogs. All cut up. It was so idiosyncratic and zany and you just didn’t care, did you? Just Regina being Regina. But the thing is, I had a few bites and despite all your free-spirited flourishes, it tasted strangely familiar. Like something I’d eaten many, many times before. Just not as good. Do you understand?
Look, it’s not like I hate you or anything. I understand your appeal. We just don’t click. Where are the laughs? Sure goofy outfits and funny faces are amusing for a little while, but that stuff gets old.
And yes, those voices of yours. Sometimes high and squeaky. Sometimes thick and Slavic. I mean, yeah, that’s kind of amusing, I guess. But I need a girl with a harder edge. Someone who can hold their own when we’re out with my writer friends. Remember election night? I was live-blogging over at Comedy Central. It was a blast. And what did you do? Did you laugh at my post mocking CNN’s coverage? No. You just wore your cute little dress from the Fidelity video and pouted all night. And when everyone kept asking you if you were having fun, all you did was point at me and sing in that airy little head voice: “It breaks my har, har-he-har, har-he-har har-he, heart.” I guess that’s kind of funny. In a way. I don’t know. Look, I just can’t settle down with that despite those sensational stockings and heels, which, let’s be honest, were what attracted me to you in the first place.
And before you ask, let me just answer: No, there is no other woman. Sad as it is to admit, I haven’t found anyone better than you. I mean, you have some nice attributes: You can play piano, you write your own stuff and, as far as I can tell, you have no intention of ever recording with Timbaland. But is that enough? Is that where we’re at in 2009. Just because you’re not this or this or this, do I have to fall head over heels? Well, I’m sorry, Reggie, this blogger still believes in a little something called love. Also, you look a lot like my grandma, who took a bullet to the leg while fleeing Russia during the communist revolution.
I don’t know. Maybe it’s me? Maybe I can’t love. Maybe as a young man I gave my heart too fully to a wise older woman named Kate Bush. We spent a summer in Paris and she made all the quirky songstresses who followed seem like mere poseurs and/or East Village waitresses hawking their wares at an Avenue A open mic night. That could be true, but I have to believe there’s still hope. That some day, some way, I’ll find my companion.
Goodbye Regikins. I wish you every success.
Love,
G-Stone
P.S. Do you mind if I still keep you as my Facebook friend? (I would like to have some way of contacting you to digg my columns.) Thanks a bunch!
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October 4th, 2009 at 11:52 am
a-fucking-men to this article. All of the diehard Spektor fans, I have a few questions for you.
1) What’s it like not listening to ACTUAL thought-provoking and well written music?
2) What the hell are you doing reading Cracked?
3) Have you ever noticed how appropriate her last name is, considering how ghoulish she looks?
September 7th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
regina’s awesome.
September 1st, 2009 at 7:15 am
I Like Regina Spektor But Shes A Little Emm Wacky, If She Put Her Voice To Good Use Instead Of Writing Kooky Music Its Hard To Like She Could Be Amazing
August 18th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I share your pain. Everyone told me I needed to hear Regina Spektor, and…well, the name intrigued me so I checked her out. I heard that laughing at God song by her, and although it’s a very thoughtful song, her voice really grates on me. Bad. Some parts are good…but it sounds the same…and then it sounds worse…
August 11th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Her voice annoys the shit out of me. I heard her on the radio and now I have to get my car reupholstered. Thanks a fucking lot, Regina.
August 9th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Such a boring, mediocre artist.
August 4th, 2009 at 10:44 am
somehow, surprisingly.. boring?
the whole article seemed to be summed up in the photo with the caption ‘yeah that was kinda fun. for a day’
July 25th, 2009 at 7:43 am
Well, this was interesting.
Maybe it would be believable if you used REAL pictures?
I don’t believe any of it, sorry.
July 6th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I cantt imagine a better written review
June 25th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Regina Spektor is the best thing that ever happened to anything! She has an amazing voice and awesome songwriting talents. Stop being mean to Regina! You do not win Human Of The Year!
June 19th, 2009 at 8:44 am
your all fags.
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May 28th, 2009 at 9:44 am
’nuff said
March 31st, 2009 at 11:51 pm
I’m so mature that i INSISTED on rereading this article and substiting Vagina in place of Regina… I must admit it did make it sound like you where coming out… or espousing your love of anal.
eh either way email me: gayforpay@hotmail.com
March 9th, 2009 at 3:40 am
If you’re serious about this, you have problems. Regina is a goddess and that is a severe understatement. Although, you wrote this flawlessly.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:20 am
I’ll go out with you Regina!
March 5th, 2009 at 10:19 am
sure is a lot of dumbfuckery in the comments here.
i think the article was excellently written, and a refreshing change from dick jokes (someone hit this on the head below).
took me a paragraph or two before i figured out what was going on
although i have to say, i disagree wholeheartedly with your sentiment
February 28th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Alyssa, as I already pointed out to MJ, that’s not a typo.
Like “way to make a false accusation.”
“way to harsh my mellow.”
February 27th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Nice! Although for someone who desires a woman to hold her own when out with your writer friends, one would think you’d know the difference between to and too.
February 26th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Now that you’re on the rebound, you should give this girl a try:
Great verbiage, good diction, lilting head-voice and whimsically wry blogging.
February 23rd, 2009 at 5:54 pm
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HER?!
She’ll never find anyone as handsome and witty as you.
February 22nd, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Oh I mean why it took so long before I read the post… Oh whatever, why am I apologizing? I ramble too much
February 22nd, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Sorry I took so long reading the post, I’m little miss Procrastinator… Poor Regina, she’ll probably kill herself because of the heart break
February 22nd, 2009 at 6:39 pm
That’s too bad.
Well, I hope you never said the words “Russian reversal”during sex, anyway.
February 22nd, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Oh yeah, and for the record, the caption does sound a bit awkward, it can apply but you have to say it a certain way.
For what he was trying to say, I’d say something like
Babooshka, eta ti?
February 22nd, 2009 at 7:28 am
Fuck you mean you don’t speak russian, TRAITOR.
Shtobi ya tsibya nikagda nevidel, ili ya tebya srazoo oobyoo, ponil?
February 21st, 2009 at 4:37 pm
I don’t speak Russian. I relied on Babelfish.
February 21st, 2009 at 3:34 pm
humbert, using the plural/formal “you” is quite common and generally accepted when talking to your own grandmother, or elders in general in the Russian language. maybe YOU should rely a little less on online dictionaries, and let gladstone handle the Russian speaking (since apparently he is?).
February 21st, 2009 at 10:33 am
Thank you Andrew; you are so completely right. Ha! I can’t help myself when it comes to long-windedness and Gladstone. He is used to it already..
February 20th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Mr. Greengoddess is also Russian/Jewish (the more I learn about you, the more my insatiable lust is explained). Both his paternal grandparents were born in Russia — last name before they changed it was Morganovsky.
And I had no idea that Mrs. Gladstone was Regina Spektor.
February 20th, 2009 at 9:05 am
There is only one goddess, and she is Kate Bush. Regina spector, Tori Amos, and if we include preposterous sad attempts - Alanis Morrisette, who ran out of anger after only one album, and art girls like “Lady GaGa”. There was only ever one. Babushka, so hot, so weird.
Although, Tori does come damn close.
February 20th, 2009 at 7:36 am
According to Babelfish, I wrote “Grandma, is that you?”
February 20th, 2009 at 3:29 am
I don’t know if it was intentional, but the russian phrase under Regina’s head o’ peppy hollowness says: “Grandma, what have you?”
Made ME laugh.
February 20th, 2009 at 3:22 am
Your loss is my gain G-Stone
February 19th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
I love Regina Spektor but I don’t like her new album at all! Listen to songs and eleven eleven! Much better.
February 19th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
I love Regina Spektor and I love Cracked. I also love the accuracy with which you describe her style. Well played, my friend.
February 19th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
I’m of Russian descent. 3 out of 4 of my grandparents were born in America. My maternal grandmother was born in Russia.
February 19th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Gladstone is Russian? Actually, now you mention it, if you grew a big-ass moustache and did the pose, you could pass off for Joseph Stalin.
And don’t give me that about how Stalin was actually Georgian.
February 19th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
I liked the article and felt similarly about Ms. Spektor. Imagine a lifetime with that.
A lifetime, G-stone. You feel a little tired just thinking about it, huh?
February 19th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
That was a great article G-stone. I am attracted to Regina myself and if not for her appearance I probably wouldn’t be as taken with her and her music.
“It was so idiosyncratic and zany and you just didn’t care, did you? Just Regina being Regina. But the thing is, I had a few bites and despite all your free-spirited flourishes, it tasted strangely familiar. Like something I’d eaten many, many times before. Just not as good. Do you understand?”
Well put sir you have been able to put into words Regina’s style of music of which I have never able to
February 19th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
We don’t read Cracked for sublty and metaphor. Dick jokes. It’s about dick jokes. All about dick jokes. And the phrase “bat shit insane.” That’s why we read Cracked. Also, if your response to this article is more than a short paragraph ( I’m looking at you, Josie), then that means you care too much. And you probably think you’re more important that you really are. I’m just saying.
February 19th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Stick to video’s G-Stone. Writing shit isn’t your strong point.
February 19th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Jess, we didn’t like the article because it had Gladstone stink all over it.
I asked my parents and teachers about like you suggested.
Mrs Anderson, one of my second grade teahcers, when asked, “Do you smell that?” replied “Sorry I was just eating Baluga cheese.” How we laughed about our little misunderstanding…you had to be there.
Anyway, to be clear - Gladstone stinks.
February 19th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Gladstone rocks! If you didn’t like this article it is because you didn’t get the subtle and sarcastic humor… This is not Gladstone’s fault, call your parents and teachers and bitch to them. However, if you want to just read some dick jokes, cracked will be happy to provide those too. See, something for everyone!
February 19th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Yes, tank, take Gladstone and I’ll take Regina Spektor. All better!
February 19th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Shiiit… I love Kate Bush
February 19th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Not bad Gladstone, but I’d never heard of Regina Spektor before. Once I researched it, I got it. Nicely done.
And anyone who doesn’t like this article, have you ever heard of subltlety and metaphor?
February 19th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
/Sigh, I wish G-stone would have written me a breakup note as thoughtful as this one.
February 19th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
You should warn in the rss feed that this is a Gladston article. I accidentally started reading this crap and now my day is ruined.
February 19th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Huh, I always figured that Gladstone was at least part English.
Gladstone does not sound even remotely Russian.
February 19th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Good, you’re single, now you can DATE ME ME ME ME
February 19th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Wow this passes as an article? It would have been funnier to post a Bunt Cake Recipe…
February 19th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Hmm…I actually like Regina Spektor a lot. I liked her earlier stuff like Soviet Kitsch and Songs, but thought that Begin to Hope, while good, was headed more towards the mainstream crowd. I still liked it, though. I also await a CD which is entirely her using the punk style from Your Honor to good use.
February 19th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Craig Ferguson said “harsh my mellow” a couple days ago. Not on his show or anything. Pillow talk. You understand.
Fantastic plug for the Facebook group.
February 19th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
is this because she’s funnier than you?
February 19th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Regina Spektor is real? I assumed she was just a gypsy folk tale.
February 19th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Oh dear, Gladstone. Perhaps you should go for The Bird and The Bee’s Inara George next. She has killer legs you know.
February 19th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
G-stone, I hope the spektor of this failed relationship doesn’t follow you around forever…bwah-ha-ha! By the way, there’s a couple of good articles on Neko Case in the 10th anniversary Oxford American music edition (just got it a week or two ago).
Glendoor, he’s Russian, Jewish AND black just like Sammy Davis Jr. Only his butt doesn’t stick out quite as far. See if you can talk him into doing a number from “Porgy and Bess” for his next video. Preferably with a glass of scotch and a cigar.
February 19th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
As a friend to Gladstone, I have to say I am THRILLED that you two finally broke up. Granted, when you first started dating, I thought she was pretty cool, I guess. Or, if not cool, certainly different, I suppose. Kind of quirky. And even though she seemed unpredictable and tried to pride herself on novelty, I can’t honestly say that I was ever surprised by a single thing she’d done. That time you guys had me over at your place for dinner, it was strange. Like, it was clear that she’d redecorated your apartment in a typically atypical way but there was really nothing wrong with the way your apartment used to look, and her decorations didn’t really add anything substantial, you know?
Anyway, I’m psyched you guys broke up, it’s totally for the best.
February 19th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Aloha G-Stone. So Regina called me and told me (in her barely comprehensible accent) the REAL problems with the two of you. In all fairness..you left out a few things, didn’t you? Yes, the weiners in the borscht were a tad odd, but she insists it was because you were so fixated on penis size, she was passive-aggressively making a point. In fact alot of her complaints were about your idiosyncratic tendencies between the sheets, but alas, I will not go there. No need to air your less-than-spectacular moments as a man. Ha! The trolls would have a field day!
I can say, what irked her most, was your compulsive and manic behavior every time you received a new facebook message. She claims you would spring from coital exercises to research past relevant clips/photos/moments (of you) so that you could cleverly insert them in your responses. And the sobbing. She mentioned that twice. What is that about?
Babe, it is just as well. Let’s face it. Gefiltefish (I know, spelling) is not a sexual enhancement no matter what erogenous zone you put it on..
Perhaps you will be better suited to stick to the tweener crowd. They know not what they do..
February 19th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
although, her name makes her sound a bit like a ghostly grand-aunt.
February 19th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
chriskull, she’s famous here too. she’s a singer.
February 19th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
ok maybe its jus cos im in ireland but…… What the fuck is a Regina Spektor ????
February 19th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
GLADY!!!! Finally, another article!
Regina Spektor bothers me. Her style seems forced. Shes got a nice voice but her songs are terrible.
Great article.
February 19th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
that was really funny, but also really sad.
February 19th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
I don’t know why there are so many people being wankers on this…or the interwebs in general. There are no where near as many assholes in the real world. The amount of concealed ass-hattery that must be around me is a little daunting.
February 19th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Hm. I found this amusing… but it was probably just because I was listening to Regina Spektor when I came to the site.
February 19th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
p.s. keep your hands off Francoiz Breut.
February 19th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
And Kate said I’d been her only younger man. Then again, I was also having it off with Françoise Hardy so I suppose I can’t complain.
February 19th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I recently broke up with my former boyfriend. I am single now and seeking my dream lover at hot dating club ___PlusMeet.co m___. Do you want to know me? I am a sexy big beauty with sexy big boobs and am a makeup artist….
February 19th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
gladstone is jewish?
but he writes like the goyim
February 19th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Ehh. It was kinda funny.
Cracked, your slipping.
February 19th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Hey Gladstone , if she looks like your Grandma then your Grandma is fucking hot……. ummmm…… is she like available or anything and how old exactly is she? I like Jewish women, I like them so much I married the same one twice.
I also didn’t know that you were of Russian Jewish origin, I always thought you were black.
good article.
February 19th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Gladstone is easily the worst writer on Cracked right now. There are two different kinds of funny, I realize this: one makes you laugh, the other makes you say to yourself “Oh, that’s amusing” without actually laughing or even smiling. Gladstone accomplishes neither form.
February 19th, 2009 at 11:41 am
I actually heard Begin to Hope first, having heard ‘On the Radio’ and been inspired to check out the album it came from. That album is a lot more poppy and approachable than Soviet Kitsch. SK is great, but it’s more esoteric and I found it harder to get into. I love it now though. But yeah, personal tastes!
February 19th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Gladstone is my sweetest downfall.
February 19th, 2009 at 11:34 am
thats great man lol i know im gonna sound stupid but who exactly is Regina Spektor
February 19th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Damn!
And next week I was gonna do a letter to Neko Case, but now, well you just ruined it. So there.
February 19th, 2009 at 11:26 am
I liked that it wasn’t a rant.
I liked that it used a relationship as a metaphor for music review.
It didn’t piss me off.
February 19th, 2009 at 10:57 am
AGA, I loved Soviet Kitsch, but could not get into Begin to Hope. It felt like all her fire was gone to me. I didn’t know there was anything earlier, but I am not a serious music person; I probably just looked on Amazon. I’m glad you enjoy the album! Isn’t personal taste a funny thing?
I’ve noticed a pattern with songwriters where the first (or first big-label) album is wonderful, and the follow-up not so much. I wondered if it was because they’d had years and years to develop the songs they picked for the first album, then only a year or two for the second?
February 19th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Why the obsession with hate by numbers? I don’t get it…and gladstone’s voice sounded like that of either a closet homosexual or a prepubescent sissy and it was so irritating that it effectively ruined even the funniest of material…Swaim’s show is so much better.
February 19th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Regina? Bleh.
February 19th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Soviet Kitsch and Begin to Hope are both great albums, faburobin. Haven’t properly listened to the earlier ones yet.
To whoever asked, Begin to Hope was 2006, and there’s apparently a new album due this year. And she’s done a few random tracks in between on compilations and stuff.
February 19th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Weird how things happen, I was just listening to the Spektor last night. First time in a while…weird huh?
February 19th, 2009 at 10:07 am
@humbert… I have no idea what you mean…I can’t see the mistake you are alluding to.
February 19th, 2009 at 10:05 am
I know the Russian on the last photo has been commented on like 5 times already, but there is one important aspect everone lese overlooked.
Gladstone, do you address your own grandmother by the formal/plural form? Are you some kind of character from a 19th century novel?
That’s what you get from translating to Russian using those free internet tools.
February 19th, 2009 at 9:19 am
I don’t know who this young woman is, but you’ve made me believe that your statements to her are humorous and diverting. That’s good writing. You also have mad Photoshop skills.
February 19th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Know what you mean, Gladstone. I had the same problem with Miss Spektor, and with a lady named Rachael Yamagata. Seems they had one decent album in them then went all loopy on me. Hopefully Anna Nalick never records a second album so I can keep the shine on that relationship.
February 19th, 2009 at 9:11 am
Funny, but seriously that just came out of nowhere. Has Regina Spektor even come out with anything new in the last few years?
February 19th, 2009 at 8:54 am
If questionable topicality and parboiled “humor” were currency, you’d be a moderately rich man living alone in a poorly furnished and slightly smelly apartment.
February 19th, 2009 at 8:52 am
fuck all of you, g-stone is great
February 19th, 2009 at 8:51 am
g-stone doesn’t like me
February 19th, 2009 at 8:35 am
FIRST!
February 19th, 2009 at 8:26 am
I only have one question: Does she have her own hat?
Good stuff, G-Stone. You have a great, quirky sense of humor.
February 19th, 2009 at 8:18 am
try Aimee Mann
February 19th, 2009 at 8:16 am
Fucko is a prick. Good as usual Gladstone, keep it up.
February 19th, 2009 at 8:07 am
brother, brush up on your russian
February 19th, 2009 at 8:03 am
G-Stone really has a way with words. This reminded me of the also hilarious Giardia Lamblia love letter.
You nay-sayers are all philistines.
and Kate Bush is awesome.
February 19th, 2009 at 8:00 am
Gladstone is not funny.
February 19th, 2009 at 7:51 am
ATx! Good job. That’s the russian. Also, the chart was messing everything up in IE. hopefully the good people at cracked can take care of that. I failed miserably.
February 19th, 2009 at 7:46 am
The fuck, Gladstone? No more chart? Now my earlier comment doesn’t have any context. I guess I really struck a nerve. /(mostly) facetious narcissism
I’ll forgive you since you had some Russian text, and I like attempting to read Russian. I’m pretty sure that says “Grandma, is that you?”
February 19th, 2009 at 7:44 am
Well, I liked it, G
February 19th, 2009 at 7:40 am
Great article G-stone! I loved it!
February 19th, 2009 at 7:29 am
Man, I feel out of the loop. This is the first time I’ve ever heard of Regina Spektor.
February 19th, 2009 at 7:11 am
Actually, no, that is NOT the Russian… literally that says ‘Grandma, what are you?’, which means something along the lines of ‘Grandma, what do you mean’.
February 19th, 2009 at 7:06 am
I want to marry Regina Spektor. Can i have her if you don’t want her?
February 19th, 2009 at 7:02 am
….all i “can” say, um, not “kind” say. Now THAT’s a grammatical error. My use of “to” in the third caption, however, is not. Thanks.
February 19th, 2009 at 6:56 am
All I kind say is this is my favorite column I’ve done for Cracked.
February 19th, 2009 at 6:54 am
dont trash the man, trash the article. his show had a lasting impact on most, if not all, of us.
i dont know WHERE this came from though….
February 19th, 2009 at 6:24 am
Kate Bush > Regina Spektor
Gladstone FTW
February 19th, 2009 at 6:14 am
Not your best work, Gladstone. It felt like a castrated version of DOB’s message to Tina Fey. I expect more from you then this. And on a week when two of the best blog entries ever are submitted by Swaim, and Bucholz, you should at leas have sat on this for a while.
February 19th, 2009 at 6:13 am
Love a good amount of Regina Spektor songs, the new duet with Mr Ben Folds is high quality.
PS. This article is broken in IE7 the table code ends the entire article
February 19th, 2009 at 6:13 am
I would fuck her twice in the face and then smash her back door in
February 19th, 2009 at 5:32 am
I thought this was sincere up until the chart; nobody’s favorite Cracked columnist is G-Stone.
February 19th, 2009 at 5:29 am
Who is Regina? That is such an odd name.
February 19th, 2009 at 5:19 am
Yeah, fuck Regina! You don’t need her anyway.
“… You don’t know me at all…”
What?
February 19th, 2009 at 5:04 am
If these downers are going to spend the time to post negative comments I wish they’d at least complain about something worth while. Such as the giant fail on using the correct to/too in the third photo’s caption.
February 19th, 2009 at 4:56 am
Ебать братан, а я и не знал что ты Русский (хоть и еврей). Втыкайся в тему брат, эта тёлка- сосать… оцени настоящий наш музон http://www.youtube.com/user/slavamook
February 19th, 2009 at 4:56 am
i thought it was good, but it would probably be better had i any idea who the fuck she is
February 19th, 2009 at 4:37 am
Normally I’m a Gladstone fan but this kinda came out of nowhere. Is there some G-Stone/Regina back story that I missed out on?
February 19th, 2009 at 4:09 am
yo Gladstone I hate to break it to ya but…you kinda sorta maybe suck balls and so did hate by numbers…Swaim more than replaces you so please just save all of us the trouble and stop trying.
February 19th, 2009 at 3:36 am
this article sucks. why should we give a fuck about it?
February 19th, 2009 at 3:32 am
Oh, Gladstone. When will you realise that women aren’t the same as toilet paper?
February 19th, 2009 at 3:30 am
i enjoyed it. fags.
regina spektor is gooooooooood.
February 19th, 2009 at 3:08 am
she’s an indie singer-songwriter.
February 19th, 2009 at 3:07 am
well, that was random.
February 19th, 2009 at 3:06 am
Whatever. Who the hell is Regina?
February 19th, 2009 at 3:01 am
Maybe you’re just gay and don’t know it? I heard DOB was looking for something he couldn’t quite understand.