Most Horrifying Writers Room Ever
Prologue: In December of 2010, the Editors of Cracked.com decided to try what official documents refer to as "doing a thing" wherein they locked three of their regular writers in a conference room for 30 days. The writers--Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston and Daniel O'Brien--were tasked with creating as many comedically-themed sketch videos as they could in the time allotted.
We may never know what truly caused The Incident. All of the information we have was cobbled together from video footage, interviews, and various "found documents," such as personal journal entries, left behind by the writers. The only things we can concretely state are that the time limit was not adhered to, and that the conference room descended into madness well before day 6.
-Agent Francis Coleman, FBI
From the Journal of Daniel O'Brien
Found Footage: Exhibit 1
From An Interview Immediately Following the Release of the Writers
From the Journal of Cody Johnston
Found Footage: Exhibit 2
From the Journal of Daniel O'Brien
Found Footage: Exhibit 3
the second video is the best
ReplyWhen Cody called DOB a "FUCK!" in the second video, I swear he sounded like Lord Tourettes from Dick Figures.
ReplyMy turn!
ReplyOh my god, if I have to watch that stupid Impractical Jokers commercial one more time, so help me god, I will light this website on fire.
ReplyJust brilliant! And also, mmmmm Soren.
ReplyThis is especially funny if you happen to know that Ganymede was Zeus' gay lover in Greek mythology.
MOTHERFUCKERS! There's gotta be a new Three Dead Friends, c'mon. Cody can't write, but he's the best actor in Cracked. And there's no need to say anything else about DOB and Swaim.
ReplyLet's just say they're all damn impressive actors.
YOU f*****g DIARY killed me.
ReplyAnother "Three Dead Friends" has SO got to happen. I really want to see the sequel to this.
ReplyUtterly agreed. I feel there's miles and miles of poop and poop jokes to be had.
Or, y'know, at least a couple more videos.
34 seconds into the video in exhibit 2...Cody, you have a gloriously insane face. Be proud of that face.
ReplyJack looks a little bit like a young David Byrne. But i'm not sure, because David Byrne never smiles.
ReplyAch. I was really hoping the last video would pan out to a crazy-eyed Soren sitting across from them.
ReplyWow, I don't see how I missed this. Awesome!
ReplyAmazing, I'm still laughing and I've watched it all three times.
ReplyIt's funny because he said inconceivable.
ReplyPhrases I'm adding to my every day use: "Nobody is f**king this dog!" I'll let you know the contexts I find to use it.
ReplyI just realized that the names are all misspelled in the second video.
ReplyTook me forever to notice that, but nice touch :D
This actually made my entire day!
Replyso f**king hilarious, you four are my idols!
XD
ReplyThis is so f**king funny.
ReplyDOB you are my hero
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