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More Like Sienna Later!

Sienna Miller, the actress famous for making Jude Law think having sex with this woman was a good idea, has an announcement: she's quitting big time Hollywood movies:

'I'm no longer interested in being in big commercial films. I've really begun to avoid more mainstream things. I've realized that when I don't play people who are complex and flawed I get very, very bored, and then lazy.'

I know! It's hard to imagine what a big commercial film would look like without Sienna Miller in it. Still, you have to respect her rugged integrity. I guess when you've entertained millions of people the world over with one huge box office smash after another, you've earned the right to try new things.

We ---the movie-going public--- will just have to learn to soldier on without her. And besides, at least she left us with all those great big commercial films.

Looking back, it's hard to believe that it's been more than 25 years since America first fell in love with this English rose and her portrayal of a lost and lovable alien:

Always, the consumate actress, Sienna took a more terrifying turn years later:

But, ultimately, it was Miller's role as the iceberg that established her as the undisputed Queen of the Box Office:

On behalf of America, we'll miss you, Sienna.

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