Sienna Miller, the actress famous for making Jude Law think having sex with this woman was a good idea, has an announcement: she’s quitting big time Hollywood movies:
I know! It’s hard to imagine what a big commercial film would look like without Sienna Miller in it. Still, you have to respect her rugged integrity. I guess when you’ve entertained millions of people the world over with one huge box office smash after another, you’ve earned the right to try new things.
We —the movie-going public— will just have to learn to soldier on without her. And besides, at least she left us with all those great big commercial films.
Looking back, it’s hard to believe that it’s been more than 25 years since America first fell in love with this English rose and her portrayal of a lost and lovable alien:
Always, the consumate actress, Sienna took a more terrifying turn years later:
But, ultimately, it was Miller’s role as the iceberg that established her as the undisputed Queen of the Box Office:
On behalf of America, we’ll miss you, Sienna.
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February 23rd, 2008 at 2:55 am
Your site is a refreshing change from the majority of sites I have visited. When I first started visiting web sites I was excited by the potential of the internet as a resource and was very disappointed initially. You have restored my enthusiasm and I thank you for your efforts to share your insights and help the world become a better place.
November 6th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Sienna Miller cured cancer once on her laptop, but then it ran out of batteries and she forgot how she did it. Fact.
November 6th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1092227/
But to me she’ll always just be Jude Law’s ex.
November 6th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Who’s Sienna Miller? Her first name is different from most girls I’ve met. But her last name is the same as, like, a bunch of people where I’m from. I wonder if they’re related. Probably not, if she’s a big moviestar and they still live in trailers. Who IS Sienna Miller, anyway?
November 6th, 2007 at 10:57 am
Wow! You expect me to believe a star of Big Commercial Movies like Sienna Miller didn’t set the comments ablaze?
November 5th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
hey she was in Layer Cake, and that movie kicked ass, she was meh in ET.