Comments on: 10 Female 80s Cartoons That Ushered Us Into Manhood http://www.cracked.com/blog/mommy-im-confused-10-women-from-80s-cartoons-that-ushered-us-into-manhood/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:50:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Kelly Riley http://www.cracked.com/blog/mommy-im-confused-10-women-from-80s-cartoons-that-ushered-us-into-manhood/comment-page-6/#comment-125926 Kelly Riley Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:37:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6075#comment-125926 ROFL!!!! I remember Gadget, Daphne, Velma and of course Jessica Rabbit. (Hard to believe that Daphne and Velma are still out there and active though... there was a new Scooby Doo animated film relased this past halloween, I checked it out, it was lame.) I'm surprised however that the Chippettes from Alvin and The Chipmunks didn't make it on here. I mean, I would watch that with my bro and he seemed to REALLY like them! As usual keep up the good work! ROFL!!!! I remember Gadget, Daphne, Velma and of course Jessica Rabbit. (Hard to believe that Daphne and Velma are still out there and active though… there was a new Scooby Doo animated film relased this past halloween, I checked it out, it was lame.)

I’m surprised however that the Chippettes from Alvin and The Chipmunks didn’t make it on here. I mean, I would watch that with my bro and he seemed to REALLY like them!

As usual keep up the good work!

]]> By: Bakeshow http://www.cracked.com/blog/mommy-im-confused-10-women-from-80s-cartoons-that-ushered-us-into-manhood/comment-page-6/#comment-121747 Bakeshow Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:48:35 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6075#comment-121747 Between them, they represented the perfect woman (which is to say, a good-looking girl with large breasts). Hilarious, it's damn near impossible to argue with Jessica Rabbit as the #1, even if you don't like gingers. On the other hand, I was always more into the Baroness than Cover Girl in G.I. Joe, and what about Disney, the movies I recall the most were in the Early 90's I believe but the 80's movies and Disney in general seemed to think of an ideal woman's physique much in the same way Jessica Rabbit's creators envisioned her. Either way Jessica Rabbit is at the top of the fantastical cartoon spank bank......oh shit, did I just say that out loud. Between them, they represented the perfect woman (which is to say, a good-looking girl with large breasts).

Hilarious, it’s damn near impossible to argue with Jessica Rabbit as the #1, even if you don’t like gingers. On the other hand, I was always more into the Baroness than Cover Girl in G.I. Joe, and what about Disney, the movies I recall the most were in the Early 90’s I believe but the 80’s movies and Disney in general seemed to think of an ideal woman’s physique much in the same way Jessica Rabbit’s creators envisioned her. Either way Jessica Rabbit is at the top of the fantastical cartoon spank bank……oh shit, did I just say that out loud.

]]> By: Zander Fontaine http://www.cracked.com/blog/mommy-im-confused-10-women-from-80s-cartoons-that-ushered-us-into-manhood/comment-page-6/#comment-113297 Zander Fontaine Wed, 30 Sep 2009 07:47:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6075#comment-113297 Seriously, the other four or so guys are totally right--Where's Jem?! Hell, fuck Jem, let's talk about baby sis Kimber or that damn hologram! Seriously, the other four or so guys are totally right–Where’s Jem?! Hell, fuck Jem, let’s talk about baby sis Kimber or that damn hologram!

]]> By: Why am I reading this? I'm a girl. http://www.cracked.com/blog/mommy-im-confused-10-women-from-80s-cartoons-that-ushered-us-into-manhood/comment-page-6/#comment-112091 Why am I reading this? I'm a girl. Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:51:02 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6075#comment-112091 Huuuur duuur, for all of you guys that said sailor moon (and especially the guy that made the specific list of references that people were wrong about) Sailor Moon was all from the 90s. Hell, the States didn't even get the anime on PBS until like 1996. Also Michael...really? You couldn't have mentioned Casey Jones as "for the ladies" for TMNT? Huuuur duuur, for all of you guys that said sailor moon (and especially the guy that made the specific list of references that people were wrong about) Sailor Moon was all from the 90s. Hell, the States didn’t even get the anime on PBS until like 1996.

Also Michael…really? You couldn’t have mentioned Casey Jones as “for the ladies” for TMNT?

]]> By: Sandro http://www.cracked.com/blog/mommy-im-confused-10-women-from-80s-cartoons-that-ushered-us-into-manhood/comment-page-6/#comment-112089 Sandro Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:33:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6075#comment-112089 Anime chicks are deliberately done sexed up, even young ones. Also, they all have the exact same face that is ruled by the anime style, so it is less of a pick of "who is cuter" and more of "who'se haircut I like more". Also, notice how he only post "Too Confusing" over a few of the pics. That's because the internet is... well... Too Confusing. Look up "futanari", then thank me. Oh, wait. That's not it. Then hate me. That's it. That said, one about the 90ies cartoons should be in order. Though I fear there's MUCH more options there to pin down, not to mention much more animations. Also, maybe Swain was too old for the 90ies stuff... (Even though I don't consider you're ever "too old" to watch cartoons). Anime chicks are deliberately done sexed up, even young ones. Also, they all have the exact same face that is ruled by the anime style, so it is less of a pick of “who is cuter” and more of “who’se haircut I like more”.

Also, notice how he only post “Too Confusing” over a few of the pics. That’s because the internet is… well… Too Confusing. Look up “futanari”, then thank me. Oh, wait. That’s not it. Then hate me. That’s it.

That said, one about the 90ies cartoons should be in order. Though I fear there’s MUCH more options there to pin down, not to mention much more animations. Also, maybe Swain was too old for the 90ies stuff… (Even though I don’t consider you’re ever “too old” to watch cartoons).

]]> By: Pallas http://www.cracked.com/blog/mommy-im-confused-10-women-from-80s-cartoons-that-ushered-us-into-manhood/comment-page-6/#comment-110491 Pallas Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:59:22 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6075#comment-110491 Alrighty then, that was, er, interesting. I'm pretty sure it was satirical....Disturbing, but the humor came accross well. Cartoons have, and still do set the basic standards in young children---unfortunately, and it only gets worse. Luckily we have Danny Phantom and Code Lyoko. Alrighty then, that was, er, interesting. I’m pretty sure it was satirical….Disturbing, but the humor came accross well. Cartoons have, and still do set the basic standards in young children—unfortunately, and it only gets worse. Luckily we have Danny Phantom and Code Lyoko.

]]> By: Dizzy http://www.cracked.com/blog/mommy-im-confused-10-women-from-80s-cartoons-that-ushered-us-into-manhood/comment-page-6/#comment-108827 Dizzy Sun, 06 Sep 2009 06:29:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6075#comment-108827 Protip: To get a better idea of the pros and cons of these fine female specimens, head to deviantart.com and look them up. Oh, and register on the site to see the "better" ones. Protip: To get a better idea of the pros and cons of these fine female specimens, head to deviantart.com and look them up.

Oh, and register on the site to see the “better” ones.

]]> By: DrHuxtable http://www.cracked.com/blog/mommy-im-confused-10-women-from-80s-cartoons-that-ushered-us-into-manhood/comment-page-6/#comment-105731 DrHuxtable Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:45:19 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6075#comment-105731 One thing they forgot to mention about Gadget was the constant cameltoe she walked around showing due to the tight cut of her jumpsuit. This alone catapults her to #1 in my book, as it was at the time the closest thing I had seen to a vagina. One thing they forgot to mention about Gadget was the constant cameltoe she walked around showing due to the tight cut of her jumpsuit. This alone catapults her to #1 in my book, as it was at the time the closest thing I had seen to a vagina.

]]> By: HM http://www.cracked.com/blog/mommy-im-confused-10-women-from-80s-cartoons-that-ushered-us-into-manhood/comment-page-6/#comment-105704 HM Mon, 17 Aug 2009 04:56:44 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6075#comment-105704 The Original Ghostbusters movie just came out when most of these shows were on, the spinoffs didn't come for years. I agree with this list. April was really my fave cuz I was a huge ninja turtles fan and as Michael Put it "Double Kinky". The Original Ghostbusters movie just came out when most of these shows were on, the spinoffs didn’t come for years.

I agree with this list. April was really my fave cuz I was a huge ninja turtles fan and as Michael Put it “Double Kinky”.

]]> By: Ben http://www.cracked.com/blog/mommy-im-confused-10-women-from-80s-cartoons-that-ushered-us-into-manhood/comment-page-6/#comment-105468 Ben Sat, 15 Aug 2009 16:07:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6075#comment-105468 Jeaneane from "The Real Ghostbusters" isn't on here. WTF? Jeaneane from “The Real Ghostbusters” isn’t on here. WTF?

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