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The McCain Girls - It's Raining McCain
Just the other day I had a great idea for a new business: a day care center where random strangers off the street pay by the hour to play with other peoples' children. It's awesome because I'd be getting money from both the parents and the random people off the street, and I wouldn't even need any employees - it'd be just me sitting at a table, counting hundred dollar bills and laughing maniacally.
There would also be a juice bar.
It seemed like a great idea at first, but when I told a friend of mine about it he was like, "That's the worst idea of all time." Then he explained all the problems with the concept, and I was like, "Holy shit - you're right. How did I not think of all those problems you just named?" That's the great thing about having friends - when you bounce an idea off them, they're usually more than happy to tell you that it's terrible.
And that's how I know that the three girls in this video are not friends. If they were, when one of these women approached the other two and said, "I have a great idea: Let's make a video of ourselves singing 'It's Raining McCain' and put it up on YouTube," one of them would have said, "That's a terrible idea." If they were actually friends, when one of them wrote down the lyric "I'm gonna go out and let myself get absolutely John McCain," don't you think one of them would've been like, "That doesn't even make any fucking sense - this is a horrible idea and I don't think I want to be friends with you anymore"?
I'm actually starting to think this might have been made by Obama supporters - possibly the same people who made that horrendous Hillary Clinton song - but I don't really have any time for further investigation; I have this business I'm starting and I'm supposed to be meeting with some of the investors later this afternoon. If all goes well, we'll be the first all-in-one muffler shop/laundromat/erotic massage joint in America. What can I say? Some people are just born entrepreneurs.
I did not cast a vote for president in the last election. If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. What we ended up with was a socialist statist intent on having the government micromanage everyone's lives. I hope there will be an America after I die, which I hope will be soon. A real America, a representative republic, not a ruling class determined to take our money and use it for their private jets.
ReplyMcCain was just another Bob Dole, a weak candidate afraid to put up a fight against the opponent for fear of being politically incorrect. Now you see what we ended up with?
How's that hope and change working out for you guys?
Wow, not that it made a difference, but my want to vote for McCain diminished even further after witnessing this.
Replymy ears hurt. they really hurt. bad. . . . is that blood.
ReplyThat was actually one of the most painful things I've ever watched. Fuck you, YouTube. Fuck you.
ReplyEven the chick on the right looks stupid right out the gate at :07 when she goes "uh huh"
ReplyIt's moments like these I wish they would legalize stabbing. It doesn't have to be fatal or anything, but sometimes people deserve to have something sharp inserted in one of their limbs. What's McCain's policy on stabbing? Because maybe I could be persuaded...
ReplyI liked the part where...actually, I did not like a single second of that.
ReplyI liked the bit where john McCain was used to wash that ladies face.
ReplyHoly fuck. Did that Estelle Harris look-alike start to disintegrate at 1:04?
Replyooo.... eeessshh..... ooooo..... uhm... yeah. theres a reason mccain didnt endorse that message.
ReplyI hear Hannah Montana's actually the only performer in this song.
ReplyGOOD LORD JESUS, IT"s MY EARS!!!!
ReplyMUST....FIRE MAH LAZORS!!!! BWAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!
I especially liked it when the lead girl took a handful of McCain and rubbed it all over her face. Wow.
ReplyI was thinking the same thing, Kingmonkey. I can only assumed the other two, in a jealous rage, edited out all her close-ups.
ReplyHow come they never show much of a closeup of the moderately good-looking girl on the right? Only the lead singer and John McCain's mom get their mugs captured for internet posterity.
ReplyI can only imagine that one would need a sturdier umbrella if McCain flurries were predicted in the area.
When this was posted on the wonkette a few days ago I responded the only way I could: ow .... my soul ...
ReplyDid they say that McCain convinced angels to rig the vote? Because that is totally sweet, and I would forgive blatant hijackings of the democratic process if it were done in such an awesome way.
ReplyThey should have fixed the window first or told the woman not to use it
ReplyI know it's not sincere, but I wish it was.
ReplyThe little McCain's falling through the window were my favorite touch.
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