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This video is pretty average in a lot of ways - there are about a billion videos of people punching each other in the face on YouTube - but it does have one redeeming factor: it marks the first time in recorded human history that somebody has responded to a punch in the face with the phrase “Ah, fuck - I can’t believe you’ve done this.”

Not in TOTAL human history, mind you; with over 6 billion people on our planet, I’m pretty sure there are a handful of people out there who, after being punched in the face, have turned around in disbelief and said, “Ah, fuck - I can’t believe you’ve done this.” I’d estimate that it’s happened around 14 times in a handful of different languages, but never before has there been a camera around to document it. This 11 second-long video marks the very first time that it’s been recorded for posterity’s sake, so don’t write this off as another typical dude-gets-punched-in-the-face-on-YouTube video. It might be a video of a dude getting punched in the face, but it’s also historically significant.

You know - because the guy says “Ah, fuck - I can’t believe you’ve done this.”

Incidentally, this particular blog post is historically significant in a very similar way: it marks the first time anyone on the internet has said “barnacle shuffle” or “King Tut’s balls.” What do I win?

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16 Responses to “Martin Luther King Would Be Proud: The Daily Nooner (EST)!”

  1. Thomas Oliver Says:

    This is a funny ass article in regards to fucking idiots-

    http://www.digg.com/environment/Here_s_a_Big_Middle_Finger_to_those_of_you_who_Drive_Hybrids_2/

  2. glendoor42 Says:

    I want to thank you Ross for causing me to have the phrase “King Tut’s balls” in my head
    all …. day….. long. Barnacle shuffle not so much.

  3. Ren Says:

    I normally read the blurb before watching the video, and as soon as I saw the phrase “I can’t believe you’ve done this” I immediately knew the person in the video would be British.

    That is all.

  4. olive films Says:

    Check out 4andahalfterrorists.com

    or on youtube

  5. Sebastian Says:

    Hey, this was on collegehumor.com ages ago. Still brings a laugh.

  6. puzzled Says:

    According to the search, you haven’t said “king tut’s balls” either, although I can clearly see … hmmm …

  7. Ross Wolinsky Says:

    Yes, Grimm, I use firefox. Secrets of the Cracked bloggers revealed!

    I’d also like to add for the record that “King Tut’s dick” was already taken.

  8. Grimm Says:

    So you use firefox.

  9. glendoor42 Says:

    Micheal is the one in the black shirt.

  10. glendoor42 Says:

    And here we have rare footage of Micheal Swaim, at home, practicing for his next hilarious video blog.

  11. Ross Says:

    I felt like punching him in the face to be perfectly honest.

  12. BornEveryMinute Says:

    There must be a RickRoll in here somewhere… and I’m not falling for it.

  13. Ben-jo-man Says:

    Ah fuck, I can’t believe I’ve done this

  14. Legionnaire14 Says:

    Maybe, rather than hanging out with guys that are prone to punching him in the face, he is just a guy who is prone to being punched in the face for no reason.

  15. kingmonkey Says:

    Congratulations, Someguy. I hope you get a day off in comemoratrion of your achievement.

    I can’t help but wonder… why do people hang out with guys that are prone to punching them in the face for no reason? Have you no real friends?

  16. Someguy Says:

    FIRST!

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