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Man Comics: The Manliest Way to Take Out Space Aliens

Fellows and lads! Man Comics returns just in time for punching season! Be warned! As your eyes scan across each astounding panel, your dick-measuring yardstick will scream in terror at what Man Comics has unleashed! Ladies, I'd warn you, too, but it's already too late! Look down and gasp, for Man Comics just installed a rail-to-rail toolbox in your desperate vagina. Man! Comics!