Magician Mime Dancing, Sports Hat Juggling and Men's Fashion Demystified: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
Awesome Video Of The DayKen Create: The Greatest Sports Hat-Juggling Magician Mime Dancer Of All Time
When I was in college, Ken Create1 and I performed together as a duo: I would juggle the sports hats while he would dance around me in full mime gear (we took turns with the magic tricks). It was a big hit on the local circuit for a while, but I started to feel restricted by our rigid, over-rehearsed act. I tried to spice things up by juggling different kinds of things (blank CDs, hamburgers, dead birds, etc.), but Ken got really pissed off and told me to stick to the routine. I even ordered some books on Amazon.com about jazz tap and Kabuki theater and had them shipped to his house, but he took it as a back-handed insult and refused to speak to me for weeks. Soon the gigs started drying up, and eventually we went our separate ways.
I don't harbor any ill will toward Ken. How could I? He was kind of like a mentor to me. I've moved on with my life, but I'm glad to see that Ken's still doing his thing. Know why? Because Ken Create is probably the greatest sports hat-juggling magician mime dancer of all time.
1 Lest you think this is all some sick joke, here's his press kit (complete with detailed listings of every nursing home he's ever performed at).
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He's like the wierd uncle who never really got his life together so you have to spend every holiday watching him try to impress you with his hat juggling untill Grandma yells at him not to wear his fedora at the dinner table.
ReplyGood ol' Uncle Benny.
OMG - get off!!
ReplyWhen he got to the light sticks part and beckoned us to follow him, I immediately thought "Oh god, it's a trap, his basement is the trap!"
ReplyYeah - but he's DANCING with it!
ReplyDude, that's a cane on fishing line. They used to sell that as a toy for children in the early 80's. As in: so easy a child can do it. AND TWO HATS IS NOT JUGGLING!
ReplyGive him some credit, Nick: even I'll admit it that the "floating cane" trick is pretty good.
ReplyThis is either the best or worst idea for a movie ever: "A Nightmare on Oak Street" where Ken Kreuger, the inept brother of Freddy, attempts to kill kids for making fun of his act. His attempts all fail and they're played off as shinnanagins. But, his shinnanagins are just pathetic and sad, which makes them not shinnanagins at all really. At the end, he gives up and starts performing at nursing homes in an attempt to kill old people with boredom.
ReplyI think i've just found my latest nightmare fuel....
ReplyAnyone else think that Ken could get a gig in horror as Ken Kreuger? He looks remarkably like Freddy even without make-up on.
ReplyWAIT A SECOND! HE'S ONLY JUGGLING 2 HATS!!!
ReplyA horrific baseball cap accident. Few survived, Ken was one of the lucky ones... or was he??
ReplyThe real question of course is where was Ken Create from 1989 to 1997? What happened at the Cafe Restaurant in Bloomfield, NJ?
ReplyWhich one? The mime or the fashion?
ReplyDefinitive proof of the existence of God.
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