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Replythat's wonderful. thank you!
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ReplyDon Draper is awesome!
ReplyComfortabl y, the post is actually the freshest on this valuable topic. I concur with your conclusions and will thirstily look forward to your coming updates. Just saying thanks will not just be adequate, for the tremendous lucidity in your writing. I will immediately grab your rss feed to stay abreast of any updates. Admirable work and much success in your business endeavors!
ReplyTekDollarSign's right. When are we going to get some more of those sweet ass blowjob videos? And by sweet ass blowjob videos, I mean sweet ass-blowjobs videos... because those were pretty new to me.
ReplyHehe this was bizarre, and I didn't really laugh until right at the end when I started giggling uncontrollably for no reason I could put my finger on...
ReplyOnce again Cody you have made something that is, for better or for worse, totally unforgettable
Still a bit long, but pretty funny.
ReplyShit
Replycody is a filler.
Replywatchmen. rorshach. WHEWT
ReplyThanks ! I'm glad you're enjoying it! Thanks for saying so!
ReplyOoh, I liked it Cody!
ReplyI liked it as much as I like Nickelback!
And yes, to my shame I like Nickelback a lot...
GAWD!
ReplyCody is the worst writer since Charles Dickens (both hacks who wrote for money)
My relationship with Cody's articles is that of an abused lover. I keep coming back thinking "Maybe he's changed" but sure enough, time and time again, he slams my head into the wall like Anthony Micheal Hall (topical!).
Sure, a couple of things about this article were just funny, but some things were just not.
~Funny:
The whole overdubbing popular media
The cartoony filter
The text bubbles and narr-captions
The Roar-shack(sic) voice for Don Drapper
The Ozymandias voice for Sally
"When I get angry...
"Maybe something there..
Sally-mandias' comment on Don's disposition
The part where he is not listening to the Commissioner's problem with the children
~JUST NOT
Cancer and rape are almost never funny, but you didn't even try
Why did you use all that footage from Oliver Stone's Wallstreet, wouldn't it have just been a lot easier to use scenes from the television program MadMen?
I don't like jokes either
SO, in summation, Cody, you are an untalented hack and even though it would take a bare minimum of one hour to simply scan in the footage you used, I still think you threw this together in five minutes.
I liked it better when Cody was just doing those "blowjob" videos
(fyi, Cody used to do a weekly webcast called "Watch me suk my own dick!" Each week he would suck a different boy's dick, which, considering the title, was funny.
It was funny and I came)
Seriously, I hope Cody chokes to death on his paypal account.
wut
# Norman(250) Says:
ReplyNovember 15th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
I’m beginning to enjoy you more and more, Cody. What I dislike is how all your posts seem to draw comments from people who probably all have mediocre jobs with absolutely no talent or writing ability that insist on criticizing you anyway.
You don't have to be good at something in order to criticize it. Are you an architect? Probably not, but if I designed a 300ft building with no stairs that had doors that lead to nowhere you would be perfectly within your rights to call it shit.
Are you a doctor? Probably not, but if I performed an appendectomy on your child and accidentally removed all their limbs, you'd be well within your rights to call it shit.
Are an actor? Probably not, but if I showed you a recent Nicholas Cage film, you had better call it shit.
Your argument is stupid, and it's made even worse by the fact that it's not as if Cody is a famous, bestselling author, he's a fucking Internet writer on a comedy website. That actually is something we could probably all do. I'm not saying we'd be great at it, but if you're going to use that argument you could at least base it on a subject that takes years of training and special knowledge, rather than an Internet connection and a keyboard.
That said, even though I fucking hate Cody, I actually quite liked this, it was pretty cool.
The entire time I was watching this I was thinking of Rorschach. Okay Video, also...a Hulk refernce? Not exceptionally creative, shrug. Didn't like the music at the end but I think that was sorta the point. But trying to convey cliche superhero stereotypes with one of the best character from one of the most acclamied graphic novels of all time? Just not seeing it....
ReplyThat, in my opininion, was pretty damned funny. "Mad Man". The whole 1940's secretary deal, "The commisioner's talking...I don't listen"
ReplyI dunno. I laughed...and yeah, bulls are mad, Im madman, maybe something there"
funny stuff.
and, he does i in a fashion to point out why its reduckulus, instead of pointing out why it sucks.
ReplyTo show stupidity.
ReplyThe thing I like about cody is that he references to society. A lot.
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