Lindsay Lohan Is Boring, But FoxNews Doesn't Care
Normally, I wouldn't comment on a video. That's really an art best left to semi-literate, secular, Satanists like my cohort Ross Wolinsky, but while cruising FoxNews, I saw something truly shocking. A story on Lindsay Lohan that defied all expectations.
Was she high? No. Was she having anonymous sex with a stranger? No. Was she exposing her genitalia? No. So where's the story?
Well, according to FoxNews, LiLo was furious that photographers were snapping pictures of her from behind. Click here to watch Lindsay get mad FoxNews teased.
So I clicked. I must say, her level of anger is truly terrifying. The way she screams. The flailing of arms, the spewing of expletives, the way she devours a baby kitten alive. Or the way she actually does none of that. Personally, I've gotten more pissed off waiting in a fast food drive thru line.
But God bless FoxNews. Why would you ever let photographic evidence prevent you from writing a story about a "fuming" celebutante who "stormed off"? Oh, and God bless FoxNews for encrypting its vids with some code that required me to do the most awkward screen shot of all time. (And yes, I tried full screen, but it didn't work).
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ReplyFox News is for the far right which is about 9 tenths of the states
ReplyLindsay Lohan is a pretty drunk skunk with funk.
Reply"Was she high? No. Was she having anonymous sex with a stranger? No. Was she exposing her genitalia? No."
ReplySo this was merely someone who looks like Lindsay Lohan.
Don't forget: "I feel sorry for the man she will marry some day." Get your act together, Andy.
ReplyDon't be ridiculous, hell-spawn can't marry humans!
I completely agree with this article and all of your arguments in general, this is what's wrong with America. That stuff like this is allowed to even happen at all. Makes me sick, all this shit.
ReplyLINDSAY LOHAN SLAUGHTERS HALF OF CALIFORNIAN POPULATION IN FIT OF GENOCIDAL RAGE
ReplyI'm also glad to see that Snorg is back.
ReplyThe version of the newspost that Fox used is actually a much tamer version of the original:
Reply"LINDSEY LOHAN MURDERS SIX ORPHANS, HAS SEX WITH MALE PROSTITUTE ON SIDEWALK"
Woa, I just watched the video. I've never seen such blind rage, such reckless hate and wanton fury in a woman! She almost obliterated the Earth with the power of her anger!
ReplyHoly crap now I'm really looking forward to Mondays post!
ReplyIt may have been crapped out, but the Fox part was incidental. All the News sites run bs celeb news.
ReplyThanks. You didn't offend me. I promise a better post on Monday. I'm very excited about it. . .
Believe it or not, I was trying to give constructive criticism to an otherwise stellar blog and blogger. This one just seemed like it was crapped out in order get the inevitable anti-Fox News reaction. *shrug*
ReplyI was hoping to never fucking see that again.
ReplyThe only reason anybody puts anything on the internet ever is for other people to see it; by definition it has no other use than to share information. That being said, I think it's a little unfair to accuse poor Gladstone of deliberately attracting attention when you posted your comment in order to attract attention.
ReplyOh, circular logic! When wilst thou get straight?
How can somebody that's job it is to post what he thinks about something, on regular basis, be an attention whore? So he said FOX news sucks and you are tired of hearing it, big deal don't read it. What if the story had been on CNN would he still be an attention whore? CNN and MSNBC do stories every bit as banal and non substantive as FOX and I don't think that makes him an attention whore.
ReplyNow dressing up like Amy Winehouse well,.....
Thanks jello.
ReplyI'm used to reporters exaggerating celebrity claims to make a story. I've just never seen a story that supplies video footage that proves the story is made up.
That was notable to me. It really wasn't about fox news.
But i'm sure I have plenty of crappy posts due to lack of ideas.
Today's blog is stupid. Why is Fox reporting a story, that has no story in it, enough of a story to warrant a post? I'm no Fox fan - they're just as much of a sensationalist, ratings whore as the rest - but posts like this get tiresome.
ReplyFox sucks. Get the fuck over it. That's well established by now.
You know you're going to get positive responses when you bash Fox, so the only reason this would be posted is that a, you had no good ideas today, or b, you're an attention whore like Fox.
Hahaha..."Fox News". Cute.
ReplyThat's a good one, I tell ya.
Kingmonkey +1: You must have the Casnadian Paranoia that seems to run rampant in your "country". Apparently it is deadly and destroys. I assure you Jigsaw and myself are quite content.
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