Comments on: Let’s Play: Associative News Article Degeneration!

By: FAWKLEY

FAWKLEY — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:05:33 +0000

1. Hey, the price for Microwaveable Burittos at the supermarket in town have shot up.

2. Some idiots on Youtube make videos of themselves microwaving things.

3. A man in Wisconsin microwaved a baby to death.

I F*CKING WIN! BTW, is “microwaved” a word?

By: Darkmage

Darkmage — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:49:06 +0000

Every article from now on should have a cat reaction meter! Or some other such animal.

By: Ranger

Ranger — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 21:24:20 +0000

http://neilsnotes.com/?page=15&catid=24&sku=E-00408

By: Sean

Sean — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:19:38 +0000

I’m pretty sure Michael Swaim just performed the greatest unrelated self-plug of all time.

By: kingmonkey

kingmonkey — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:26:01 +0000

I fucking love Pensive Cat!

From now on, I will gauge my reaction to anything that happens, by looking at my cat. Typically, my reactions to many things will be to roll over and go back to sleep.

Finally, I may not be the ‘adventurous’ type when it comes to sex with dead animals, but WTF? Sex with dead animals? How many kinds of fucked up do you have to be for that to seem like a good idea?

By: Ross

Ross — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:20:12 +0000

I apologise for the wierd way in which Blofeld changes to Blofelt and back to Blofeld again. I’m sleepy.

By: Ross

Ross — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:14:10 +0000

Wow, the ‘pensive’ cat looks scarily like Donald Pleasance.

If Blofeld had, in fact, owned a cat that looked like him You Only Live Twice would have been a comedy.

“James Bond, allow me to introduce myself; I am Earnst Stavro Blofelt. And this is my cat, Blofelt 2. Watch him DANCE! YAAAA *moves Blofeld 2’s arms around* YAA HE CRAZY CAT NO!?”

By: mainsw

mainsw — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:48:49 +0000

Like all great writers before him, he will find a way.

By: Bacalao

Bacalao — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:21:06 +0000

Oops forgot the “?”

By: Bacalao

Bacalao — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:20:49 +0000

There’s cats in there!! What are you guys waiting to lolcat this up?!? Uhmmm… I CAN HAS BLOG POST.