Mister Dr. BOB has written a book, its called “Holla Atta Bitch: The Gentleman’s Guide to Snaggin’ Skanky Blonde Hoodrats” I’ve never read it but I’m pretty sure its going to be big… Bible big… DOB is the next Jesus NYT bestseller author so watch out or he might use his Jesus like powers to turn your blood into acid and that fish you ate into five hundred fish… in your stomach… pop!

And to the person named: You’re All Retards.
…Really?
A fifteen year old child is writing an autobiography, and you think we should be ashamed for attacking it? The idea is absurd. I seriously doubt she even wrote it, she was probably asked a few questions by a professional about certain events in her life that she wanted written down, while the rest of the technical writing and actual history will be researched and put on paper later. That is the extent of her involvement. I guarantee.

Dear, You’re All Retards,

It has come to my attention that you believe that it is not only typical for teenage girls to act in such an immature, selfish, obliviously spoiled fashion, but also that it is not wrong.

While the former is true, the latter assertion - that it is fine and dandy - is false.

I bear no grudge against Miley, because, frankly; I don’t know her. I can say, though, that if she acts how most people SAY that she acts, then I would, as anyone else, want to punch my fist through her face, having it come out the back of her head, holding her brain in a tight grasp.
Then I would release it, let it drop to the floor in slow motion, and subsequently say an awesome one-liner.

Like, “You BRAIN’t gonna star in any more movies.”

To all those who say its stupid to make fun of her. Come on like you don’t make fun of anyone? We’ve got our rights! Dumping on people who are dumping on something else is redundant.