Kiefer Sutherland's Conflict Resolution Seminar (PowerPoint)
Although he's better known now for his role in various minor assaults, Kiefer Sutherland has actually had a pretty varied career. A breakout star in the 1980s, he starred in a wide selection of popular films of the era, including Stand By Me, The Lost Boys and Young Guns. He then disappeared for most of the 90s before resurfacing in 2001 to take the role of torture-enthusiast Jack Bauer on 24. Until now, no one's ever asked what he was doing during those missing years, possibly because it's a story the mainstream media doesn't have the stones to tackle.
Of course I don't have the stones either, but after borrowing one from Swaim (who has three) I felt suitably equipped to dig up the truth behind Kiefer's missing years. It turns out that during this period, with his acting career struggling, Kiefer changed gears somewhat to help pay the bills: he was speaking at corporate events. With the help of a little Asian kid who's good with computers, I managed to get a copy of one of his old presentations. I present it here for both your benefit, and for posterity's.
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This is amazingly hilarious.
Replyhahaha this is great, could i possibly get a download of the actual powerpoint?
ReplyHilarious, great stuff
ReplyLmao at the nunchuks slide! "super hard to use", "fuck up someone's monitor"
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Replyshitneck.?
ReplyI love Kiefer...so badass.
ReplyThis was hilarious. I liked 'Punch a grocery bagger in the mouth', and the 'not often used' but 'brilliantly effective what-the-fuckerry' of 'dinklips' and 'shitneck'. Good stuff. Throughly enjoyed it.
ReplyDo you do all your own writing? Or do you outsource some of it? I'm looking for some similar content for my blog! These are great posts!
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ReplySo funny... whooops! puked myself lauhging!!!
ReplyU got it Sherlock!
ReplyYour Foster Parents must be so proud.
So is it called the "comments section" because people often comment on Doctorchaos here?
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ReplyI had to do a presentation for business class today, and I shit you not, I used this. I know I failed the class anyway, so I went out with a bang. Best five to ten minutes of my semester.
ReplySurprising! Another article that completely blows...
ReplyThose two below me are going to gain a ton of weight today....
ReplyWith lead.
put a smile on my face, now where did I put those nunchucks?
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